Worst. Christmas. Ever!

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StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
This has been going around FaceBook. What a bunch of spoiled little pathetic excuses for human beings.
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
Damn, I didn't get an iphone either. I just got a big styrofoam skull I named George.
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
I got 5 marzipan piggies, screw the iPhones and the cars, I FREAKING LOVE MARZIPAN!

Yes I know Petra... its sweet, and I never want anything sweet...

This just means that the goodies will last that much longer!

There is literally no downside to this!
 
Apparently Christmas is a let down if you don't get something that costs at least $1000?

Having learned this, I am now retroactively pissed off about every Christmas ever.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I'm one of those who posted.
 
I got a Tee shirt thats to small, a candy bar I didnt want and a flash light I didnt need. Yet somehow I think it was a great Christmas.
Something must be wrong with me.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
Just goes to show how much christmas is all about presents and gifts these days and not about christmas "spirit" or "cheer".

If you want an ipad/ipod earn the money and buy it yourselves you whinging ass-wipes! Merry Christmas.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my ******
All these people were steralized so they cannot procreate.
 
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