The dildese falcon.
One flew over the dildo's nest.
Citizen Dildo.
A dildo day's night.
Resident DILDO . . . ..FIIIIVE!
When Dildo Met Sally.
When they call around town to ask questions, they're seeing what dildographics people are looking into.
When they add a new house or building.. they're dilding up the town.
Whenever dildo has an earthquake, people sigh and groan happily. Lustily, even.
If I lived in dildo, I'd be quite glad to be in that shithole. Or cunthole. Your choice, miss.
Dildo's favored import is BATTERIES.
Dildo's favored export is juice. Human juice. Questionable mucus content and occasionally.. when she cums hard.. ***** content.
Dildo once had indian natives living on the land. They were the dildonquins.
Streets that end in a circle in that town are called a Dil' Do' Sac.
The town originally had no name but Chuck Norris once had the shivers in that town and all the girls came until they ****** out from the vibrations. Dildo just kinda stuck as a name. :shrug: