Women's issues

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I saw that!

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Oh damn, I got caught.

If I came to work with makeup on, would you just believe I got in late because of that?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I solved the problem for being late.
Gentlemen, listen carefully and learn. :D
I hung a clock in the badroom just above the mirror where my wife always stands to do her hair and make up, BUT it runs for 10 minutes ahead, and ever since we are always on time. :thumbsup:
I tell you, it's phychological, it's in their brains!

That's a damn fine idea. You should get a Nobel prize.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I solved the problem for being late.
Gentlemen, listen carefully and learn. :D
I hung a clock in the badroom just above the mirror where my wife always stands to do her hair and make up, BUT it runs for 10 minutes ahead, and ever since we are always on time. :thumbsup:
I tell you, it's phychological, it's in their brains!

Nice for some women you'd need to let it run 2 hours ahead! :facepalm:
 
Nice for some women you'd need to let it run 2 hours ahead! :facepalm:

Of course not. All women have the intention to be on time so they calculate a certain amount of minutes to do their hair and make up. They just don't seem to learn it always takes a certain amount of minutes longer then they think they need. With me wife it's always in between five to ten minutes extra. So the clock in the bathroom runs 10 minutes ahead.
I would say, try it it, that's when you have a woman of course. ;)
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I refuse to allow my significant other to give me a lift anywhere ever precisely because she then makes me late.
 

Noel_Cypress

Official Checked Star Member
I never take long to get ready for a normal day... Less than five minutes. Roll out of bed, brush hair, dress. DONE.

Unless we're counting showering, which generally I wait until Im not in a hurry to shower... Only because i like to sit under the hot water until I get all pruny :)
 
I never take long to get ready for a normal day... Less than five minutes. Roll out of bed, brush hair, dress. DONE.

Unless we're counting showering, which generally I wait until Im not in a hurry to shower... Only because i like to sit under the hot water until I get all pruny :)

No make up? :surprise: :iloveyou: :D
 

Noel_Cypress

Official Checked Star Member
I only wear make up for photo shoots. Haha. I barely EVER wear makeup. For real.
actually, many of my photoshoots I dont even have makeup on....
 
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