With all the turmoil going on in the world, Montreal comes up with this shit!

Montreal may require dogs to be bilingual

:rolleyes:

Hello? Hello! Vous parlez Francais?
If a proposed law in Montreal goes into effect, all dogs in the Canadian city will need to understand commands in both English and French.

Montreal city councilor Benoit LaDouce, who made the proposal, told CBC Radio that it's necessary to counter the "chaos" resulting from dogs at public parks who understand commands in only one language.

"The current situation in Montreal Dog Park is untenable chaos," LaDouce told CBC Radio. "The various dog commands are incomprehensible to each other."

In an inadvertently hilarious interview with the station, LaDouce (who was deadly serious) says he was inspired to propose the law after a dog began licking his face and did not respond to French commands.

"Our alienation from each other was absolute," LaDouce said.

LaDouce wants all dogs in the city to learn at least 80 to 90 commands in both languages, calling the task "basic stuff." He said each canine should be subjected to a test by a city employee to confirm the animal's bilingual comprehension.

While few question that dogs are capable of intelligent acts—just recently, we learned about some dogs that are being taught to "drive" cars—LaDouce's solution may not even be possible. Trained dogs are only able to learn about 160 words, according to Animal Planet.

And what of the dog owners who are not bilingual? As CBC Radio host Pat Kelly points out, having to learn a second language only to impart a few dozen commands to your pet would be an expensive and time-consuming exercise. For example, only about 20 percent of people in the U.S. are able to hold a conversation in a second language, according to the U.S. Census.

Expensive or opportunity, which way do you want to look at it?" LaDouce said in response. "Now, suddenly, just by having a dog, I'm opening up to different kinds of knowledge."
He said he hopes to get the law passed and put into effect by summer 2013.

"I'm working on it day and night," he said.

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Quebec is fucked up sometimes. Crazy language laws. Periodic threats of separating from Canada. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to that province.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
They should be trying to get their baseball team back.



Quebec is fucked up sometimes. Crazy language laws. Periodic threats of separating from Canada. Nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to that province.

Quebec sovereignty movement Link

Not just something Americans talk about. ;)
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
The only fools out there are the ones who believe this is a real story.


Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would probably sniff this out from a mile away, but New York magazine and the liberal Raw Story website were fooled.

On Wednesday the CBC Radio show “This is That” ran a segment about a Montreal city councilor named Benoit LaDouce who said the city needed a law to ensure dogs using public dog parks could understand commands in both French and English.

“This is That” is a comedy program, or as its CBC Web page puts it, ”a current affairs program that doesn’t just talk about the issues, it fabricates them.”

The broadcast segment, though, was a masterpiece of plausible parody.

“The current situation in Montreal dog parks is untenable chaos,” the faux LaDouce told CBC Radio in awkward English. “Half the dogs are being — getting their commands in French, the other are getting their commands in English, and the various dog commands are incomprehensible to each other.”

“I was in the park with my own dog and a large Angl0 dog, he leaped yup onto my shoulder, and begin to lick and kiss,” he complained in the comedy skit. “So I look him in the eye, and I said, ‘Va-t’en, bon homme! Allez!’ Which means, roughly translated, ‘Hey, you know, go out of this place, uh, fun guy. Go!’

“And the dog looked back at me — total incomprehension — I mean, our alienation from each other was absolute.”

Listen:



“We’re not saying you’re gonna go and turn your dog into a super-dog to go on the David Letterson [sic] show and do the stupid trick program. We’re saying basic stuff: 80 to 90 commands that they would speak in both French and in English. ‘Lay down,’ ‘Roll over,’ ‘Do you want to go for a walk.’”

A New York magazine reader caught on to the joke about an hour after the story appeared on the magazine’s website. New York hastily issued a correction. “Apparently this is a fake news story produced by a fake news show,” blogger Dan Amira wrote. “So, never mind.”

Raw Story’s mea culpa was less unequivocal. In addition to changing its article’s headline to include the word “satire” and noting that the “proposed bilingual dog bylaw was from a CBC satire radio show and is fictional,” Raw Story justified its mistake by linking to a news story about “This is That” from The Globe and Mail newspaper.

The newspaper wrote — and Raw Story quoted — that “the original interview on the topic linked back to a CBC Radio Web page – and sounded very much like a CBC Radio interview.” That analysis, however, referred to a June 2011 “This is That” skit about a fictional proposal to lower Canada’s drinking age to 14.


Does anyone actually research these stories before trying to pass them off as news anymore?
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
And it affects Sam because...............?



He thinks it proves a couple of his point: That not only is there waste in government, but there is a lot of waste in a "socialist" country like Canada. That the government is attempting to rule our lives on all levels - even our pets.
What it ACTUALLY proved, though, was that we will believe what we want to believe, no matter how obvious the lie. It proves that mass media is easily fooled and easily led by strange stories - even if obviously satire (the story was, after all, posted on Yahoo). And it proves that most people such as Sam are sheep, who will believe those stories without first doing their own research to find out if this is actually a story (and I will be the first to admit I fell for that once in posting an obvious satire about Romney comparing cleaning his room with the horrors of cleaning up after a hurricane. I fessed to my error. Is Sam man enough to do the same?).
 
He thinks it proves a couple of his point: That not only is there waste in government, but there is a lot of waste in a "socialist" country like Canada. That the government is attempting to rule our lives on all levels - even our pets.
What it ACTUALLY proved, though, was that we will believe what we want to believe, no matter how obvious the lie. It proves that mass media is easily fooled and easily led by strange stories - even if obviously satire (the story was, after all, posted on Yahoo). And it proves that most people such as Sam are sheep, who will believe those stories without first doing their own research to find out if this is actually a story (and I will be the first to admit I fell for that once in posting an obvious satire about Romney comparing cleaning his room with the horrors of cleaning up after a hurricane. I fessed to my error. Is Sam man enough to do the same?).

Hell yeah I will. I was suckered, plain and simple.
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Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
You know why Montreal gets away with this kind of foolishness? Because it has more beautiful women per square inch than any place in North America. See, that makes people crazy in the head.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Sarcasm aside, most Montréalaise can't understand commands in both French and English.

Oh, they understand. They just pretend that they can't. They just get a kick out of watching us English (only) speakers try to order a pizza. Change it up on them and order the damn thing in Italian or Spanish. Fuck with 'em. That's what I did. And when you do, call their mother a whore. You'd be surprised at how many languages they can understand. :yesyes:
 
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