Wish This Loser (Me) Good Luck

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
There's one tip I can offer that will go along way if she likes you, and that is LISTEN too her when she is speaking, She may be boring or be a dull conversationalist, but girls love a guy that truly listens to them, that would be a huge feather on your cap. :D Also when appropriate be funny and amusing, which I am naturally, but just remember to be kind and mind your manners and you'll do just fine! Good luck my friend. :glugglug::hatsoff:
 
If you two plan on going out for drinks, this is the one thing I've learned, do not get too drunk! Unless she's up for shots then go to town, but don't get to the point of black out sessions. Other than that, honestly, the best you can do is be yourself, be confident in who you are and don't play into what you think she wants you to be and also remember she's probably just as nervous.


Also, never listen to what her friends may think of you. They're usually dumbasses
 
Good Luck Jod!! :glugglug:

Women are evil...but they are fun to have around sometimes ;)

Hope this turns out the way you want it too!! :thumbsup:
 
I was thinking if you have a smartphone you could stay connected to the board and get tips from Dirk and Blueballs all night.

Good luck Jod. You'll do fine.

Not for nothing, but I would not trust a man who calls himself "Blueballs" for dating advice.

Now listen to me and you'll get laid as much as I do.

Ok, better idea, let's not do that either.

But in all seriousness, best of luck.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
if you read this:

just relax and be yourself.
make her laugh, smile.
keep it light, don't get too deep about anything.

and whatever you do, don't talk about "your relationship".
just keep it light, don't show all your cards if you know what i mean.

and remember, its just a girl.
 
I was thinking if you have a smartphone you could stay connected to the board and get tips from Dirk and Blueballs all night.

Good luck Jod. You'll do fine.

If he takes tips from BB he'll end up in bed with the waiter instead of the girl...

Anyway, good luck!
 
Take some advice I was given: You go in and ask her if she is planning on having sex with you tonight, you know, so you know whether or not if the night is going to be worth the money being spent.

She will show her true colors. If she gets upset and freaks out, she's a crazy broad. If she says yes it could, perhaps, too layered of a broad, don't get too involved. If she says yes, well, she's a slutty broad! Your best bet is to just flash your money, propose you can buy them the world, bang them and leave them.

Wait what? Ohhh...... sorry. I was watching a movie at that time. Bad advice. Nevermind.

Yeah, have a good time. Just make sure she doesn't spend too much on the McDonald's dollar menu! :mad:
 

tartanterrier

Is somewhere outhere.
Best of luck jod.Just be yourself and enjoy it,it's better to try
than not try at all.So whatever happens you will benefit from
it somehow. :wave2:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
If its only gonna be a one date type thing, may as well hit it!
 
Give her boobs a squeeze - from me.. :hatsoff:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Like I always say.....Let a smelly one rip right in front of her and if she stands in, shes a keeper!:thumbsup:

IF she lets one go in front of you in return.......RUN, don't walk to the nearest Justice of The Peace and marry her immediately!!!!:hatsoff:
 
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