will buy pass to site of your choice if you talk shit about my mom
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Namreg
Banned
you can buy my books instead of watching your mother get her ass filled by 75 aids infected mexican shemales on some site. it's cheaper, and given that you had to watch the old hoe bend over for 5 bucks every night at home for the last 20 years, also far more interesting. just click the link in my sig, thanks.
oh, and tell that bitch that she still owes me 4 bucks: the fiver she charges is way too much for the lousy service she gives. she should be better trained by now. stupid bitch.
oh, and tell that bitch that she still owes me 4 bucks: the fiver she charges is way too much for the lousy service she gives. she should be better trained by now. stupid bitch.
the things some people do for attention...pitiful, simply pitiful 
PirateKing
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Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of Elderberries!
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
How old are you?
If I'm counting correctly this is the 1,346,893rd
Ok, I'll play. Your Mom is so stinky, even the flies say, "Dude, did you step in something?"
Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japanese military, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
Your momma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
Yo Mama's so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin'.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.
Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Mama's so dumb when she went to a football game she thought the quarter back was a refund!
Yo Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japanese military, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company
Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man
Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Yo momma is so fat the cows try get milk from her
Your momma so fat that her belt size is the equater
Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Your momma's so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
Your mom told me not to talk about her and me. I respect that.
Oh and she taught me not to speak mean about other people! Beside other things she taught me! She is good at teaching...uhm...things!
Oh and she taught me not to speak mean about other people! Beside other things she taught me! She is good at teaching...uhm...things!
