Why would anyone make a milkshake in their ass?

[drf]

More importantly who the fuck would ***** it? :throwup:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Ah, you have clearly encountered that most disturbing of web sites, Ass Smoothie.

These are all good questions. To which I have no answers.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I can only guess: because their blender is broken and anybody who's looking for the (extra) protein.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I can only guess: because their blender is broken and anybody who's looking for the (extra) protein.

More likely to be fiber .... and to make it chocolicious .....:eeew:

 

[drf]

Ah, you have clearly encountered that most disturbing of web sites, Ass Smoothie.

These are all good questions. To which I have no answers.

At first I wanted to **** but in the end all I did was scratch my head and ask myself "why?" :dunno:

 

[StanScratch]

The real question is: Why wouldn't you ***** a milkshake made in an ass? So many different textures and tastes, brewing together in one kettle. Mmmmm.

 

[member987]

I can only guess: because their blender is broken and anybody who's looking for the (extra) protein.

Actually, I think you are on to something here...

Never mind, I've got nothing for ya :dunno:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

At first I wanted to **** but in the end all I did was scratch my head and ask myself "why?" :dunno:

I'll confess to being an avid fan of the ass play .... nothing wrong with a thorough ***** or two.

But this .... no, no, no, no ............

 

[ApolloBalboa]

More likely to be fiber .... and to make it chocolicious .....:eeew:

That depends on your taste, I suppose.

Actually, I think you are on to something here...

Never mind, I've got nothing for ya :dunno:

I smell a new product brewing...

 

[Hot Mega]

Never! But if Jayden Jaymes, Rachel Starr, Sunny Lane or Vicky Vette (or a few others) bent over and said come and get it...their assholes would take a fierce licking.:o

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Just when I think porn has finally run out of ideas I see that. Kudos to you guys. I have to wonder how exactly one pitches this to a potential talent. Okay here's what we're going to do, we're going to make a banana milkshake, we're going to pour it inside your ass, you then **** it out and ***** it.

Pornstar: Oh, boy where do I sign up?

I could totally get if they got some poor schmuck to ***** it down after, but why do it if you're the girl? The money can't be that good can it?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I've often lay in bed at night, unable to *****, wondering this exact thing.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Never! But if Jayden Jaymes, Rachel Starr, Sunny Lane or Vicky Vette (or a few others) bent over and said come and get it...their assholes would take a fierce licking.:o

You mean you'd rather lick bare asshole than have it deliciously flavored like strawberry and kumquat? Sicko.

P.S. Kumquat's a funny word.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Never! But if Jayden Jaymes, Rachel Starr, Sunny Lane or Vicky Vette (or a few others) bent over and said come and get it...their assholes would take a fierce licking.:o

OK, maybe Vette smoothie ..... vanilla, with bubblegum asshole .... I could dig that.

 

[Hot Mega]

You mean you'd rather lick bare asshole than have it deliciously flavored like strawberry and kumquat? Sicko.

P.S. Kumquat's a funny word.

:o
What can I say...those are premium assholes and nothing should really distract from those main attractions.

 

[Ulysses31]

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[MrKillerMan]

lol No thanks! Hot milk is a no no. DECLINE!

 

[biomech]

Thats not how milkshakes are normally made?
That dude at Friendly's is gonna get a stern talking to next time I'm there.
Although they are good. :dunno:

 

[Christa]

I love anal ask my lover the bitch LOL!

 

[Hot Mega]

I love anal ask my lover the bitch LOL!

Meh. More convincing would be the linked footage. :*****: