Why does she tease me so much?

Not too long ago me and my girlfriend bought two of those ''love eggs'' with a remote control. Today she decided it was a good day for me to wear mine but she kept the remote control and she's been teasing me for the better part of the day :( She kept turning the egg on to get me all wet and then she turned it off again :( Finally I couldn't take it any more so I sat in front of her and fingered myself till I came :D I'll have my revenge tho because tomorrow I'm going to make my girlfriend wear her egg and then it's my turn to operate the remote control :D
 
Not too long ago me and my girlfriend bought two of those ''love eggs'' with a remote control. Today she decided it was a good day for me to wear mine but she kept the remote control and she's been teasing me for the better part of the day :( She kept turning the egg on to get me all wet and then she turned it off again :( Finally I couldn't take it any more so I sat in front of her and fingered myself till I came :D I'll have my revenge tho because tomorrow I'm going to make my girlfriend wear her egg and then it's my turn to operate the remote control :D

Nice!! Sounds like a great invention.....

Nothing like getting you tower buzzed unexpectedly.
 
Caution goes to the lovers who dabble in the ancient arts of the love egg. It was the early version of the love egg--aka the randy rocks--which brought the Mesopotamian civilization to its knees....
 
Is there a way for us here to operate the remote (remotely) tomorrow?

Like...if we type 4 you have to hold the button for 4 seconds or something :dunno:
 
Not too long ago me and my girlfriend bought two of those ''love eggs'' with a remote control. Today she decided it was a good day for me to wear mine but she kept the remote control and she's been teasing me for the better part of the day :( She kept turning the egg on to get me all wet and then she turned it off again :( Finally I couldn't take it any more so I sat in front of her and fingered myself till I came :D I'll have my revenge tho because tomorrow I'm going to make my girlfriend wear her egg and then it's my turn to operate the remote control :D

Thats very mean of her to keep you dangling like that, but when you do get your turn to play then have fun!
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Dude I want a video so bad. This is hoy.
 

jasonk282

Banned
damn, it reall we should all be involved in this
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Is there a way for us here to operate the remote (remotely) tomorrow?

Like...if we type 4 you have to hold the button for 4 seconds or something :dunno:

^I like the way this guy thinks! :thumbsup:

Only danger is, somebody types in 9999999999 and she passes out at her computer. :1orglaugh
 
Not too long ago me and my girlfriend bought two of those ''love eggs'' with a remote control. Today she decided it was a good day for me to wear mine but she kept the remote control and she's been teasing me for the better part of the day :( She kept turning the egg on to get me all wet and then she turned it off again :( Finally I couldn't take it any more so I sat in front of her and fingered myself till I came :D I'll have my revenge tho because tomorrow I'm going to make my girlfriend wear her egg and then it's my turn to operate the remote control :D

This is my favorite post. Ever. :D
 
Not too long ago me and my girlfriend bought two of those ''love eggs'' with a remote control. Today she decided it was a good day for me to wear mine but she kept the remote control and she's been teasing me for the better part of the day :( She kept turning the egg on to get me all wet and then she turned it off again :( Finally I couldn't take it any more so I sat in front of her and fingered myself till I came :D I'll have my revenge tho because tomorrow I'm going to make my girlfriend wear her egg and then it's my turn to operate the remote control :D

Oh no.....your life seems so horrible.....oh, the suffering.....boy, and I thought my life was rough.........whew.....I feel so much better about things now after reading that.





wtf.
 
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