Look dude, I'm fine. I came to this thread because of the title. We've got a nice 3 pages going here. Some people like it, others don't. Now you come shooting in here trying to tell us what is and what is not a fucking pizza. If any of us really wanted to know the names of the regional varieties and the European Union labels for them we wouldn't be looking for it here.
It's actually the originators of pizza who are in fact telling you the LAW of what constitutes a "fucking pizza".
What pizza is NOT is a big greasy, doughy, meaty hot shit mess.
Back to the subject. You think people like pizza because it has the thing we like, makes our tummies full, and has stuff in it that makes us feel good. Yea. I can agree with that. I also agree that people should dress it up. Plain pizza is just too boring and should spice it up with stuff. And I don't know how or why people eat frozen when fresh can be delivered right to your door.
Just as I said -- americans eat with their fat stomachs, not their mouths.
Try eating a PLAIN pizza with
high quality ingredients so that you can actually TASTE the tomatoes and the cheese, instead of piling on 4lbs of bulk garbage so that no flavour survives and all you "taste" is hot gooey dough. Yum.
Enjoy!