Because they know they've given their last blowjob!
Why do brides smile on their Wedding Day?
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PirateKing
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Sad but true. No amount of boos are going to change that either. 
Kil4Thril
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meesterperfect
Hiliary 2020
yeah, its a win win situation, unless they've married a bum.
We call it 'Little Princess' syndrome in the biz. For you see your average bride believes that the wedding, even if it's not the wedding of their dreams, is the moment in their life when all of her troubles will fall into obscurity and vanish forever - just like the lives of all of those Princesses in the fairy tales (LIES) they were read when they were younger. Even if she's settled for some fat, hairy guy who really wasn't the person she dreamed about as a child, the wedding day (she believes) changes everything about her life for the better. They delude themselves into thinking this, it doesn't matter how educated they are these tales we as a society have ground into them when their consciousnesses were open enough and willing to take it all in do come out one by one and we just ferry them along like the fools we all are.
Of course, as we all know this is absolute bullshit. Especially those of us in the biz itself. No, we do not see bliss, we do not see happiness, we see pain, suffering, self loathing, hatred and then inner-death. And that's just the honeymoon. For you see, you aren't special, your problems won't be solved with a multi-thousand pound/dollar/euro party where you're the star. No, nothing will change, you'll still hate yourself and the person your with, it's just now you'll be legally tied to them for as long as possible until the call to the lawyer is made.
I'm not really in the biz, I actually have no idea what the biz I'm talking about is. So yeah take it or leave it, I don't care.
But remember one thing: happiness is an illusion. You're never, EVER going to be happy. So just find a way to deal with that now and get over it.
Oh and congratulations. :hatsoff:
Of course, as we all know this is absolute bullshit. Especially those of us in the biz itself. No, we do not see bliss, we do not see happiness, we see pain, suffering, self loathing, hatred and then inner-death. And that's just the honeymoon. For you see, you aren't special, your problems won't be solved with a multi-thousand pound/dollar/euro party where you're the star. No, nothing will change, you'll still hate yourself and the person your with, it's just now you'll be legally tied to them for as long as possible until the call to the lawyer is made.
I'm not really in the biz, I actually have no idea what the biz I'm talking about is. So yeah take it or leave it, I don't care.
But remember one thing: happiness is an illusion. You're never, EVER going to be happy. So just find a way to deal with that now and get over it.
Oh and congratulations. :hatsoff:
Skyraider22
The One and Only Big Daddy
Even the way you think is sexy:hatsoff:
cus they know in around 6 months they will have half your stuff and money
It's basically the same phenomenon that happens when a kid gets a brand new puppy. Actually, it is EXACTLY the same thing. She knows that she now has a brand new pet that will probably obey her every command.
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
Two way street....two way street.
One can argue that after the wedding day, the man stops "courting" and being romantic. Buying flowers at random times. Taking her out to dinner etc. Certainly a great percentage stop helping out around at home.
Any man who's wife halts the oral, needs to take a look at himself and see if he's halted any previous behaviour too that she might deem important.
I'll say it again....two way street.
One can argue that after the wedding day, the man stops "courting" and being romantic. Buying flowers at random times. Taking her out to dinner etc. Certainly a great percentage stop helping out around at home.
Any man who's wife halts the oral, needs to take a look at himself and see if he's halted any previous behaviour too that she might deem important.
I'll say it again....two way street.
No way it's even true 99.9% of the time. People either have a bad perception of married sex or shitty marriages. Keep things interesting, keep the sex going, and you'll have the best sex of your life after years and years of marriage. Imagine having someone who knows every single thing you love (and what you hate) in your bed every night. Sex gets better after marriage, not worse.
:2 cents:
to the vicar.
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Because they are just trying to look on the bright side of life :1orglaugh
