Who's the Oldest Woman You Would Fuck?
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But if i had my drathers? Hrm...
\googles "old lady pussy"
\Comes back 5 mins later
Ya know..
\scrolls
The nice thing about old ladies..
\click, click
Is twofold, imo.
\stiffens
One, old ppl shrink. Literally. Like, thru lose bone mass. Height. Weight.
\scrolls more
... So ya see, everything shrinks. And you can be assured that it's also from lack of use, often. Or from religious backgrounds. So yeah.
\groan of "mmm mmm, that's some quality grandma"
And also! There is no question as to what they'll look like when they're older. Some ppl fall apart in 10 years. Some fell apart in their 20s. But with an older one? They're already there. They can't go anywhere else. So what you see if what you get. And old tits, vaj and cock are always a mystery. There is a true surprise under those clothes.
In other news, I've worked at retirement homes and haven't sexed too many elders, but have definitely seen some late stage hotties in various states of undress. Sad when they need assistance, but they are flirtatious lil oldwads.
But if i had my drathers? Hrm...
\googles "old lady pussy"
\Comes back 5 mins later
Ya know..
\scrolls
The nice thing about old ladies..
\click, click
Is twofold, imo.
\stiffens
One, old ppl shrink. Literally. Like, thru lose bone mass. Height. Weight.
\scrolls more
... So ya see, everything shrinks. And you can be assured that it's also from lack of use, often. Or from religious backgrounds. So yeah.
\groan of "mmm mmm, that's some quality grandma"
And also! There is no question as to what they'll look like when they're older. Some ppl fall apart in 10 years. Some fell apart in their 20s. But with an older one? They're already there. They can't go anywhere else. So what you see if what you get. And old tits, vaj and cock are always a mystery. There is a true surprise under those clothes.
In other news, I've worked at retirement homes and haven't sexed too many elders, but have definitely seen some late stage hotties in various states of undress. Sad when they need assistance, but they are flirtatious lil oldwads.
Steve-FreeOnes is the oldest nag I'd take for a ride. Have, in fact. Rode hard, hung up wet 🤣
You pathetic amateurs. Mamie van Doren just turned 92. For reference, she looked this good in her mid-80s. Totally fuckworthy.
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Problem is, they get older every year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 👋💦
I had a neighbor in her 70's that recently passed away, she had enormous titties and looked pretty dang good for her age. I never fucked her, but probably would have if I hadn't fucked up and got permanently attached back in 2006. Fellas, do yourselves a favor, avoid marriage like the plague, because it's definitely the death of your sex life.
I had a neighbor in her 70's that recently passed away, she had enormous titties and looked pretty dang good for her age. I never fucked her, but probably would have if I hadn't fucked up and got permanently attached back in 2006. Fellas, do yourselves a favor, avoid marriage like the plague, because it's definitely the death of your sex life.
Brigitte Lahaie (67)
3 years ago, she agreed to make, at age 64, one last adult movie (not porn, the sex was real but there's no explicit sex).
3 years ago, she agreed to make, at age 64, one last adult movie (not porn, the sex was real but there's no explicit sex).
I groped a 60yo woman once. It was just for a few seconds while we were kissing, but i felt terrible afterwards. I think 50 would be my limit before i start feeling like shit.
I had a nice grandma.
In fact.. \search search
Yeah, she's still posting thot shiz on insta.
It was actually imperfectly perfect, because I'd come up to her place in Chicago, hand out sex for hours and hours, sleep, wake up for more sex, continue for days.. and go back to my poor person life.
2013:
She was.. eccentric af. But she knew what she wanted in life. Dick. Tons of it. She sent me messages about who she was with the day after i left, each time. Money bought happiness and imported dicks. She had no job, no worries just hobbies. (That she could afford.)
I was.. somewhat pleased with the lifestyle, for a few months. But it was temporary.
In fact.. \search search
Yeah, she's still posting thot shiz on insta.
It was actually imperfectly perfect, because I'd come up to her place in Chicago, hand out sex for hours and hours, sleep, wake up for more sex, continue for days.. and go back to my poor person life.
2013:
She was.. eccentric af. But she knew what she wanted in life. Dick. Tons of it. She sent me messages about who she was with the day after i left, each time. Money bought happiness and imported dicks. She had no job, no worries just hobbies. (That she could afford.)
I was.. somewhat pleased with the lifestyle, for a few months. But it was temporary.
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So would I. She's 25 years older than me and I'd love to do her bareback on that sun lounger.
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