Who's Lazier: God Or Satan?

Who's Lazier

  • God

    Votes: 7 77.8%
  • Satan

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Total voters
    9
Satan is loaded with ambition and takes pride in his work. Does God cause or allow evil to exist and thrive or is The Creator just Lucifer's prag. Either way God doesn't work as hard or as smart.

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What the Bible says : God worked for 6 days, then, on the 7Th, he rested himself.
What the Bible doesn't say : God also rested himslef on th 8th day, the 9th day, the 10th day, the 11 day, etc... Actually, he didn't came back to work since the 6th day

On the contrary, Satan is working his ass to fuck up the world. And, judging by how the world is, Satan is doing a marvelous job.
 
I think people have it backwards. God is supposed to be the good guy and satan is the bad guy? Everybody is welcome in hell, you don't have to subjugate yourself.
God: "sure, you can have free will, but if you don't do what I want you to do, you're fucked."
Satan: "do whatever, and when you're done, come to hell and hang out, pretty much everyone is here."
Also, if god is the good guy, why does he need a propaganda machine? You don't see satan going door to door trying to recruit.
 
I think people have it backwards. God is supposed to be the good guy and satan is the bad guy? Everybody is welcome in hell, you don't have to subjugate yourself.
God: "sure, you can have free will, but if you don't do what I want you to do, you're fucked."
Satan: "do whatever, and when you're done, come to hell and hang out, pretty much everyone is here."
Also, if god is the good guy, why does he need a propaganda machine? You don't see satan going door to door trying to recruit.

The stupid is strong in this one. Someone who doesn't believe in either giving us the benefits of the path of least resistance. Try that with education, work or your health and see if you don't end up in a personal Hell of your own believer or not. What a pathetic analogy. Probably should leave that sort of stuff up to the deep thinkers like assari and HELLRAISER from now on.
 
You're a worthless piece of shit. The only reason you have anything is because you profited off your father's death and now you exist to deny opportunities to anyone less fortunate than yourself. If there is a god he's disgusted by "people" like you.

But the arrogant ignorance of the devoutly religious does fit with the complete submission of the extreme right. Funny how not thinking seems to be the most essential requisite for both. "Don't ever question, just accept, and do and think exactly as we tell you."
 
You're a worthless piece of shit. The only reason you have anything is because you profited off your father's death and now you exist to deny opportunities to anyone less fortunate than yourself. If there is a god he's disgusted by "people" like you.

But the arrogant ignorance of the devoutly religious does fit with the complete submission of the extreme right. Funny how not thinking seems to be the most essential requisite for both.
I want you to explain to me where I brought my deceased father into this discussion and how it is relevant. I know you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer or particularly adept at thinking on your feet but you had better come up with a damn good reason for mentioning him. You know nothing about him, or his financial status.
"Don't ever question, just accept, and do and think exactly as we tell you."

Sounds more like your ilk and the rest of the starry eyed Obama drones.
 
I hadn't "better" do anything to satisfy a subhuman like yourself. Regardless, I have read from you that your father died in the service and received a substantial payout. That means that you had VA benefits and probably a free ride through whatever little school you did to become a legal secretary and whatever else was coming your way. So despite the sadness of obviously having nobody to teach you how to be a man, you got a leg up that a lot of fathers would happily die so that their kids could have, yet you're so smug and arrogant that you sit there and talk about takers and people on welfare like you're not one yourself. You're a despicable human being.

Anyway, you're really not worth my time, I just stopped in to bring up the absurdity of religion before you piped up with your usual level of hostile stupidity. I won't be responding again, I have my thesis to complete for a masters degree in computer science, because I'm all about the path of least resistance.
 
I hadn't "better" do anything to satisfy a subhuman like yourself. Regardless, I have read from you that your father died in the service and received a substantial payout. That means that you had VA benefits and probably a free ride through whatever little school you did to become a legal secretary and whatever else was coming your way. So despite the sadness of obviously having nobody to teach you how to be a man, you got a leg up that a lot of fathers would happily die so that their kids could have, yet you're so smug and arrogant that you sit there and talk about takers and people on welfare like you're not one yourself. You're a despicable human being.

Anyway, you're really not worth my time, I just stopped in to bring up the absurdity of religion before you piped up with your usual level of hostile stupidity. I won't be responding again, I have my thesis to complete for a masters degree in computer science, because I'm all about the path of least resistance.

First you say you're an aussie living in the U.S. but yet you know everything about our VA system. Enlisted service members don't get to put their kids through college at the expense of Uncle Sam. And VA policies disburse very little. I didn't profit one bit from my father's death but he did make sure my mother was taken care of. You may want to reconsider bringing in deceased family members into a conversation to attack them. If it is not against board rules it should be. I think we should find out. Sounds like that "dissertation " is beginning to make you come unglued. You mention it in every other post I doubt you are working on one unless it is on sitting your ass at home playing XBox all day.
 
I think people have it backwards. God is supposed to be the good guy and satan is the bad guy? Everybody is welcome in hell, you don't have to subjugate yourself.
God: "sure, you can have free will, but if you don't do what I want you to do, you're fucked."
Satan: "do whatever, and when you're done, come to hell and hang out, pretty much everyone is here."
Also, if god is the good guy, why does he need a propaganda machine? You don't see satan going door to door trying to recruit.

Satan is a fictional literary device and god doesn"t give a fuck!
 
Satan is just God when he's drunk off his ass.
 
God is Satan and Satan is God. We are given the gift of life only to suffer for all eternity in the afterlife. You cannot appreciate the bitter without the sweet. We've been deceived and manipulated from day zero. We all end up in the same pit no matter how good or bad we are on this planet. Earth is a tough piece of gristle and will survive after we all fail each other. New life will begin.
 
God is Satan and Satan is God. We are given the gift of life only to suffer for all eternity in the afterlife. You cannot appreciate the bitter without the sweet. We've been deceived and manipulated from day zero. We all end up in the same pit no matter how good or bad we are on this planet. Earth is a tough piece of gristle and will survive after we all fail each other. New life will begin.

There is great fuckin porn in the meantime.
 

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*For those who believe* I believe God is still working. God is working within our hearts. God works on the planets, the stars, the sun, the galaxies. Since the begining of time God's been working while keeping and preserving the Universe active. God just didn't work and say "Six days is quite enough. Fuck it i'm done" No. God rested on the seventh day yes and right after the seventh day, God still goes right back to work. With all the bloodshed going on and people winning and earning their millions or cursing God or religion, God still goes back to work. God works on a whole new generation of humans for the next and many centuries to come. God works on a bigger task in deciding on which souls should be giving acceptance into the KOH from the souls that do not. I believe God is still working in preserving and restoring the Kingdom Of Heaven so that when we die and once we have been granted permission we will continue to do God's work in harmony while truly living and accepting God's paradise.

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