The reason why I'm doing this is because my New Year's sucked major donkey butthole. I didn't have a new year's kiss. I played Call of Duty all day during the 1st. So I need to feel like a winner. So I resorted to wine and peppermint schnapps
So you're saying you lost at Call of Duty?
You know what? I don't need this from the guy with the sexiest signatures ever. I can just as easily pick up the remnants of self respect and go to hooters so that said remnants can be confiscated... and wings
Whatcha drinking?
Remember that time you lost in CoD and started drinking?
This thread better pick up in the entertainment value or I'm washing my hands of it.