Who thinks all women need to go through MANDATORY TRAINING in dick sucking?

[Boobsloverman]

You know how in some countries all young males have to go through MANDATORY TRAINING in the army and combat? Well, why can't we get that same thing for women, except for dick sucking. The bitches you see in porn are EXPERT PROS at dick sucking and can dick suck at awesome otherwordly levels. But normal women in the world can't suck dick with this level of skill. WE NEED ALL WOMEN TO SUCK DICK AS AWESOMELY AS ALL PORN STARS.

I propose that when women come of age, there should be MANDATORY TRAINING in dick sucking so they can all suck dick like pros and give awesome fucking blowjobs, so that men will never have to worry about bad dick sucking again. And they won't be able to do anything in life until they successfully pass dick sucking training and can suck dick as hard and fast and awesomely as the bitches we see in the porn videos.

Who's with me?

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

You know how in some countries all young males have to go through MANDATORY TRAINING in the army and combat? Well, why can't we get that same thing for women, except for dick sucking. The bitches you see in porn are EXPERT PROS at dick sucking and can dick suck at awesome otherwordly levels. But normal women in the world can't suck dick with this level of skill. WE NEED ALL WOMEN TO SUCK DICK AS AWESOMELY AS ALL PORN STARS.

I propose that when women come of age, there should be MANDATORY TRAINING in dick sucking so they can all suck dick like pros and give awesome fucking blowjobs, so that men will never have to worry about bad dick sucking again. And they won't be able to do anything in life until they successfully pass dick sucking training and can suck dick as hard and fast and awesomely as the bitches we see in the porn videos.

Who's with me?

Don’t know if you want to open up that can of worms imagine the list coming back the other way?? They negotiate so much better than we do.....

 

[Torre82]

You know how in some countries all young males have to go through MANDATORY TRAINING in the army and combat?
I propose that when women come of age, there should be MANDATORY TRAINING in dick sucking

What you see as 'experts' I do not actually see. Do they get paid to do it? Yes. Are they the best?
I would rather have the fluffer be seen as an expert. They do it behind-the-scenes and oftentimes longer than the scene, itself.

Like.. what is more important, the girl who finishes you or the one who shifted you from first to fifth?

 

[WooHoo22]

Will there be a companion law requiring men learn how to properly go down on a woman?

 

[Torre82]

What i said, 4 years ago.

But with more COVID. \coughs

 

[Mr. Daystar]

There is no such thing as a bad blow job, it's just that some are way better then others.

 

[Pornfan99]

Roughly a four-year necro bump!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Roughly a four-year necro bump!

Someone's going to have to work a little harder to get the record.

 

[tvstrip]

There is no such thing as a bad blow job, it's just that some are way better then others.

I agree. Unless you're paralyzed from the waist down, it's practically impossible not to enjoy a BJ.

 

[Pornfan99]

Will there be a companion law requiring men learn how to properly go down on a woman?

Uh .. for dudes that go "downtown," better not go over 5 partners:

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/oral-sex-leading-factor-throat-184441042.html

 

[Mr. Daystar]

You can fix that by gargling with bourbon after you're done.

 

[Boobsloverman]

My thread! Lmao. Have no idea what I was on but this is hilarious.

 

[John_8581]

This thread needs pictures. ^Fixed.

(to counter the claims of the people in here)

This lady does not need any introduction. She gives perfect blow jobs. Always has.

Audrey Bitoni ❤️ and Barry Scott 👏 ....

 

[xfire]

I don't liek the idea of mandatory training,
if women can be mandated into dick sucking class,
you can bet there will be people pushing to make it mandatory for men, too.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I don't liek the idea of mandatory training,
if women can be mandated into dick sucking class,
you can bet there will be people pushing to make it mandatory for men, too.

I have to agree, I really, REALLY don't want to learn how to suck a dick.

 

[tvstrip]

I have to agree, I really, REALLY don't want to learn how to suck a dick.

That said, mandatory classes on pussy-eating, depending on the "course materials" could be attractive.

 

[xfire]

That said, mandatory classes on pussy-eating, depending on the "course materials" could be attractive.

Naw, I'm gonna stop you there, bro, any guy that can't figure out how to eat pussy just don't deserve to get any.

 

[tvstrip]

Naw, I'm gonna stop you there, bro, any guy that can't figure out how to eat pussy just don't deserve to get any.

"Mandatory testing" doesn't mean you don't know how to do it. Just because you had to take a mandatory driver's test doesn't mean you don't know how to drive. It just means you're legally obligated to do it.

If I had to go to legally mandated class where this was my teacher for "Pussy Eating 101", you wouldn't have to persuade me to take that class.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Naw, I'm gonna stop you there, bro, any guy that can't figure out how to eat pussy just don't deserve to get any.

I learned when I was about 15, from watching lesbian porn, my neighbor had.

"Mandatory testing" doesn't mean you don't know how to do it. Just because you had to take a mandatory driver's test doesn't mean you don't know how to drive. It just means you're legally obligated to do it.

Considering what I see at the DMV, I would be REALLY concerned who was hired at the PMV.

 

[xfire]

"Mandatory testing" doesn't mean you don't know how to do it. Just because you had to take a mandatory driver's test doesn't mean you don't know how to drive. It just means you're legally obligated to do it.

If I had to go to legally mandated class where this was my teacher for "Pussy Eating 101", you wouldn't have to persuade me to take that class.
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Your luck and mine, we would get the Trunchbull, instead.