I saw this pic of the lovely Anita Dark (or so I thought) and the first thought that came into my head, “For God’s sakes my dear from now on keep your clothes on!” That got me to thinking, there are a number of women I don’t want to see naked anymore. The sight of their naked flesh no longer induces groans of desire but rather shivers of revulsion. What follows is my list of “The Women Whom I Wish Would Keep Their Clothes On. Permanently!”
1. Devin Devasquez – Personally, I never thought you were that attractive to begin with but now you starting to resemble an old betties and harridan. Plus, I think you are slowly but surely going insane. I heard you on Stern show a year or two ago and you were almost incomprehensible.
2. Julie Strain – a raven haired goddess – back in the day. The flowing locks can stay but I don’t think I have ever seen such a prevalent boob job scar. That’s a major turnoff. Besides, I don’t think boobs are supposed to be square.
3. Sydney Moon – this one hurts because Sydney was at one time my number one girl (that position is now held by the lovely and delectable Sophie Sweet/Moone) and I think I have almost every picture of her available. Her early pics scorched my monitor but the new ones look like ass. It looks like she is starting to let herself go because she had the most ripped set of abs I have ever seen on a chick but no longer.
4. Barbara Moore – One word: lips. I don’t think God intended lips to look like that. Her Playboy pics, the ones in diner with the chocolate sauce, made a man out of me but the new pics on her website are terrible. The boob and lip jobs destroyed her beauty.
5. Anna-Marie Goddard – I don’t think anyone’s skin should give off a yellow-ish radioactive hue. She was beautiful once upon a time but……….that was many moons ago.
These are just a few of the women I could think of. I would be interested in what other women members of the distinguished and august forum think should keep their clothes on. Cheers.
1. Devin Devasquez – Personally, I never thought you were that attractive to begin with but now you starting to resemble an old betties and harridan. Plus, I think you are slowly but surely going insane. I heard you on Stern show a year or two ago and you were almost incomprehensible.
2. Julie Strain – a raven haired goddess – back in the day. The flowing locks can stay but I don’t think I have ever seen such a prevalent boob job scar. That’s a major turnoff. Besides, I don’t think boobs are supposed to be square.
3. Sydney Moon – this one hurts because Sydney was at one time my number one girl (that position is now held by the lovely and delectable Sophie Sweet/Moone) and I think I have almost every picture of her available. Her early pics scorched my monitor but the new ones look like ass. It looks like she is starting to let herself go because she had the most ripped set of abs I have ever seen on a chick but no longer.
4. Barbara Moore – One word: lips. I don’t think God intended lips to look like that. Her Playboy pics, the ones in diner with the chocolate sauce, made a man out of me but the new pics on her website are terrible. The boob and lip jobs destroyed her beauty.
5. Anna-Marie Goddard – I don’t think anyone’s skin should give off a yellow-ish radioactive hue. She was beautiful once upon a time but……….that was many moons ago.
These are just a few of the women I could think of. I would be interested in what other women members of the distinguished and august forum think should keep their clothes on. Cheers.
