Who´s on your hard drive ?

PierreDK

PierreDK

Which porn stars do you have on your hard drive? I have 1690 full scenes with these hot women.


Adora
Angel Eyes aka Nika Chanel
Anna Amore
Anna Nova
Ashley Evans
Ayana Angel
Babalu
Belladonna
Brooke Haven
Candy Manson
Carmella Bing
Champagne
Cinnabunz
Coco Pink
Crystal Clear
Dayana Cadeau (bodybuilder)
Deelicious Milano
Desiree Ellis (bodybuilder)
Devon Michaels
Ebony Ayes
Eva Angelina
Friday
Ice La Fox
Jada Fire
Janet Jacme
Jasmine Aloha
Jeannie Pepper
Jenaveve Jolie
Jordan McKnight
Karma Storm
Kim Eternity
Kitten
Kitty Yung
Lady Paree
Lexi Cruz
Lil´ Ass
Lori Alexia
Lovette
Mariah Milano
Melodee Bliss
Ménage à Trois aka Menaja
Mercedes Ashley
Mika Tan
Monique
Nikki Hunter
Shyla Stylez
Soleil
Sydnee Capri
Tori Welles
Vanessa Blue
Vanessa del Rio
Vida Valentine
Whitney Stevens
Yvette Bova
 
ChefChiTown

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
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BlueBalls

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Just some guy dancing like Axl Rose.


But on the odd occasion he breaks out and climbs into my pockets and we spend the day together, running through Hyde park, skipping and dancing, generally acting gay, merrier then a merry man on crack, but with less skidmarks.

We then fly kites, go on peace demonstrations and egg famous people.

He usually sleeps in my pocket on the train on the way back, the gentle rocking makes him doze, then he sleep and snores quite loudly which can be awkward because people look at me and notice that im not the one who's snoring so they think im some sort of wizard or black elf who can perform tricks and spells on the commoners.

It usually make them ill or crazy and they generally leave once they think that, but on the odd occasion a wizard warrior is aboard and we have to duel.

Maybe you've seen them on the news :hatsoff:

Suffice it to say, I havent lost yet.




Whooooooooooooooooooooo I ROCK!!!!
 
youwanttoshagme

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BlueBalls said:
Just some guy dancing like Axl Rose.


But on the odd occasion he breaks out and climbs into my pockets and we spend the day together, running through Hyde park, skipping and dancing, generally acting gay, merrier then a merry man on crack, but with less skidmarks.

We then fly kites, go on peace demonstrations and egg famous people.

He usually sleeps in my pocket on the train on the way back, the gentle rocking makes him doze, then he sleep and snores quite loudly which can be awkward because people look at me and notice that im not the one who's snoring so they think im some sort of wizard or black elf who can perform tricks and spells on the commoners.

It usually make them ill or crazy and they generally leave once they think that, but on the odd occasion a wizard warrior is aboard and we have to duel.

Maybe you've seen them on the news :hatsoff:

Suffice it to say, I havent lost yet.




Whooooooooooooooooooooo I ROCK!!!!
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:dunno::helpme: Brilliant. Think some where reality has just become so warp that I've been smacked the face by my own fetus.
 
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youwanttoshagme said:
I'll start recording it tomorrow.

It'll be a fusion of jazz and funk, played on a tin whistle shoved up my ass. More in the style of "junk" from my trunk
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I was thinking more of a emo/jazz fusion. You know funky Jazz for the melody (you gotsta get the people dancing), but just a couple people crying for the lyrics, would sum the album up well, im sure we could incorperate you ass tin whistle, i'll even blow on it. :1orglaugh


:nanner::eek::bawling::throwup:
 
youwanttoshagme

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BlueBalls said:
I was thinking more of a emo/jazz fusion. You know funky Jazz for the melody (you gotsta get the people dancing), but just a couple people crying for the lyrics, would sum the album up well, im sure we could incorperate you ass tin whistle, i'll even blow on it. :1orglaugh


:nanner::eek::bawling::throwup:
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Like the crying idea, but I was thinking more along the lines of some post-modern poem thingy with dramatic pauses. Done my an emo could be good though, but to make them cry I think beating them with the fetus maybe a good idea. Or may a leg of a festering horse.
 
RealMenSwallow

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I have a bunch of naked pics of senob44, BlueBalls, and ChefChiTown on my computer. It's really pretty shitty, but I guess it's better than nothing. :dunno: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:



I actually have a ton of Brandy Talore...
 
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youwanttoshagme said:
Like the crying idea, but I was thinking more along the lines of some post-modern poem thingy with dramatic pauses. Done my an emo could be good though, but to make them cry I think beating them with the fetus maybe a good idea. Or may a leg of a festering horse.
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By god! I think your on to it, now you get the fetus i'll get the horses leg and the emo's and then all we have to do is find the musicians. Oh well they'll turn up.

We dont need people really talented it would just be a waste, so mediocre musicians overweight emo's and someone with a haunting voice, plus some decomposing meat.

You know what, I would buy that cha-ching :nanner:
 
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RealMenSwallow said:
I have a bunch of naked pics of senob44, BlueBalls, and ChefChiTown on my computer. It's really pretty shitty, but I guess it's better than nothing. :dunno: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:



I actually have a ton of Brandy Talore...
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Hey, hey, hey, mister fancy pants :nono: the terms of our settlement was that you could keep the pictures whilst I got the cat, so long as you never, never, never!!! told anyone about it.


Now what I want is my selection of buttplugs back, or I will sue the pants off you, yeah they are nice but, I want my plugs GodDAMMIT!!!!
 
RealMenSwallow

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BlueBalls said:
Hey, hey, hey, mister fancy pants :nono: the terms of our settlement was that you could keep the pictures whilst I got the cat, so long as you never, never, never!!! told anyone about it.


Now what I want is my selection of buttplugs back, or I will sue the pants off you, yeah they are nice but, I want my plugs GodDAMMIT!!!!
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:bawling: But...I...gave you the cat...I thought the...butt plugs were mine now...:bawling: Why must you take all my shit?! :bawling:
 
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RealMenSwallow said:
:bawling: But...I...gave you the cat...I thought the...butt plugs were mine now...:bawling: Why must you take all my shit?! :bawling:
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You know why!!! Im not going to say it on here, I dont want to shame you into admitting something you know you did, you disgusting freak.

The terms of our settlement was that you never spoke of the pictures to anyone, and now that you have I get to take the buttplugs if you dont like it I will see you in court, im printing the page as we speak.

Oh and by the way, me and my friend Sandy you know the satanic one.......yeah? Well im very sorry to say we killed the cat, sacrificing it you the dark lord. I know I should have done it, but it was the fucking dark lord OKAY!!!! I had to do it, it would be rude not to.

And thats one thing I hope you remember I dont like to be rude........
 
RealMenSwallow

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BlueBalls said:
You know why!!! Im not going to say it on here, I dont want to shame you into admitting something you know you did, you disgusting freak.

The terms of our settlement was that you never spoke of the pictures to anyone, and now that you have I get to take the buttplugs if you dont like it I will see you in court, im printing the page as we speak.

Oh and by the way, me and my friend Sandy you know the satanic one.......yeah? Well im very sorry to say we killed the cat, sacrificing it you the dark lord. I know I should have done it, but it was the fucking dark lord OKAY!!!! I had to do it, it would be rude not to.

And thats one thing I hope you remember I dont like to be rude........
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Okay fine! Take your butt plugs back. I am not washing them either! I hope you cream yourself while you suck on them trying to salvage my ass juice off them!

As for the cat, fuck you. You inconsiderate bastard! I hated that fucking cat, but you didn't deserve the credit with the dark lord! You always were such a slut!
 
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RealMenSwallow said:
Okay fine! Take your butt plugs back. I am not washing them either! I hope you cream yourself while you suck on them trying to salvage my ass juice off them!

As for the cat, fuck you. You inconsiderate bastard! I hated that fucking cat, but you didn't deserve the credit with the dark lord! You always were such a slut!
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Thank you!


Now, im going to go off and listen to Wish you were here by Pink Floyd whilst I give myself a bacwards handjob by holding my penis between my legs whilst straddeling the sofa and violently rocking back and forth trying not to pass our from the pain until I dump my load on my ass cheeks and the back wall thinking of all the good times we've had, then I will pass out in a pool of my own vomit/jizz and sweat, happy and alone.


Oh and by the way the dark lord gives great head :nanner:











Okay this is weird now:rolleyes:
 
pastyphil

pastyphil

From making an album with a tin whistle up his ass to backwards handjobs and sucking butt plugs! You guys doing Edinburgh next year?
 
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