Who is the next Porno Dan?

[Mr_Stiffy]

Bollocks to finding out who is the next Gianna Michaels or Tori Black. Who is the next Porno Dan? I reckon it's me.

What do you all think?

 

[sean miguel]

There will never be another Porno Dan. Any claim to that mantle would be spurious.

There's Babe Ruth, there's Michael Jordan, there's Joe Montana and there's Porno Dan.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

If I told you I'd never fucked a black girl, would that bolster my claim?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I haven't, either. But then again I'm no racist. I would do it if the right one came along. Not like Porno Dan. Still and all, that guy is an American treasure!

(Why are we laying troll bait all of a sudden?)

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

(Why are we laying troll bait all of a sudden?)

Who wants a world without whimsy? Not I.

 

[sean miguel]

If I told you I'd never fucked a black girl, would that bolster my claim?

But it was the way he did it, with such ease and grace. Watching Porno Dan not fuck a black girl was like watching Leonardo Da Vinci do his thing. Or maybe DiCaprio.

And I've fucked a girl who was half black does that count? O, wait, it does.

Get it? "O"?

Damnit, I'm bored. I'm gonna fire up Madden. l8trz.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

it's obviously me. my name is dan after all and i am also a porno enthusiast and i have never fucked a black girl. we're basically the same person

 

[Supafly]

The Fly pwns you all

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Dan is my hero. But I would gladly take his crown, if not for a day.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

I never fucked a black girl neither + no Asians so that makes me better than him don't you?

I've beat you Danny!

Oh well, never mind i've fucked an Teddy Bear (made in China...)

 

[Rane1071]

There will never be another Porno Dan. Any claim to that mantle would be spurious.

There's Babe Ruth, there's Michael Jordan, there's Joe Montana and there's Porno Dan.

Yeah pretty much this.

"There can be only One!"

(Why are we laying troll bait all of a sudden?)

:shrug: A slow coupla' days?

 

[assari]

Five good candidates:


1. assari

2. Mr_Stiffy

3. Just BC

4. Dino Velvet

5. Supadupafly

 

[Supafly]

I say:

If someone is truly candidating, he should make a youtube video like the OG Dan has, just with a hot black chick. Maybe even public blowjob, like Dan arranged?

 

[luis1972]

No one in this board

 

[porno dan]

You are all the next Porno Dan!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Everyone should post a vine or youtube video and shout "I am Porno Dan," like the "I am Malcom X" thingy from the movie of the same name.

Or you could just be a lazy asshat like me and just tack on a sentence proclaiming your Porno Daniness.

















I am Porno Dan.

 

[porno dan]

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Classic, I LOVE IT!