Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
For me I'm going with McDonald's. When I get fries at McDonald's they are hot, well-done, salty, and a bit greasy just the way I like them. Even when people go to the great In 'n' Out Burger I let them know their fries are shit and they should stop by McDonald's for fries on the way back home.