Can't touch my toes
Can't make a hang loose sign with my left hand
Can't roll my tougue
Can barely whistle
Can't play the piano or guitar
Can't sit down with my legs straight out
Can't type
Can't tie my own tie
Can't figure out how to use Adobe Photoshop
Can't reach over my back and grab my other hand
Can't do that indian style like yoga position
Can't do the splits
Can't burp on purpose
Can't do complicated hand shakes
Cant give the middle finger without some other finger getting in the way
Can't spit Loogies on purpose
But I can snap!!!! LOL
Oh and if you think I can't do all that stuff cuz im disabled or fat or sumthin I'm in the best shape of my life and have an athletic build.....creepy...