Whimsy's been piling on the pounds ever since he became a banker...

[vodkazvictim]

Whims... We love you - get help.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I can stop eating anytime I want!

Leave me alone!





:crying:




I'm going to McDonalds now to eat away the pain.

 

[StanScratch]

I've got your McDonalds right here, Whimsy. Right here. In my pants.




It's my penis.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Oh.... it's your penis?

Ummmm.


I'm on a diet. Yeah. That's it. Diet.

:shy:

 

[StanScratch]

Oh.... it's your penis?

Ummmm.


I'm on a diet. Yeah. That's it. Diet.

:shy:

That's OK. It's a small penis.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

But I'm not a fan of bacon.

 

[StanScratch]

How about salt? Do you like salt? Bacon? And salt?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It does have a sexually enticing ring to it.... when you put them together. What could wrong with that name???

 

[Tofu]

How about salt? Do you like salt? Bacon? And salt?

Poo on a maccas bun?

 

[wolverine83]

that's one big furry pussy...no thanks.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Extra Chop Suey tonight!

:yummie:

 

[Member442]

Damn that is one insanely fat cat.

 

[L3ggy]

I see that you've put on some weight, don't worry, zombies can't get you, Hunters though.....