Which Video Game Series Should Be The Next Porn Parody?

Which Video Game Series Should Be The Next Porn Parody? The only video game series I that I know that has been made into a Parody is Tomo Raider. I've never played the games myself. It didn't really click with me.

I think a porn parody based on the early Resident Evil games would be awesome. Without zombie sex of course. ;)
 
Ass Effect
Mass Erect
Elderly Scrolls: Skyrimjob
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare
The Legend of Zelda: Skin Flute of Time

No, I'm really not 14.


Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare is the only logical one, all the other ones would be super expensive to make.
 
Especially when the protagonist is called "Solid Snake" it's a no brainer.

And you got everything you need for a good porn: Blondes (Eva, Sniper Wolf, The Boss (??)), Redheads (Meryl), Brunettes (Naomi Hunter), a Russian babe (Olga)

And creating some effects shouldn't be that expensive.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I tell you: The world is ready for a Metal Gear Solid porno!

Especially when the protagonist is called "Solid Snake" it's a no brainer.

And you got everything you need for a good porn: Blondes (Eva, Sniper Wolf, The Boss (??)), Redheads (Meryl), Brunettes (Naomi Hunter), a Russian babe (Olga)

And creating some effects shouldn't be that expensive.

They wouldn't be able to pull it off. Are there any pornactress' that resemble Wolf, Meryl or the Boss? Also they would need a complex story, and a pornactor that has the voice of a generation.

I'd like to see a Dead or Alive parody.
 
I do understand your feelings about this. But why not think about it? Who wouldn't nail a chick like Eva when she was young?
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
With the Boss alive? Not Naked Snake.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
no zombie sex he says. please.

you know Lisa Ann will be made a zombie in no time flat for that scene.


and thats all im gonna say. im trying to be nice this year.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
A gay one?
 
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