Which girl would you fuck?

The girl of your choice?

  • Allie

    Votes: 7 19.4%
  • Kylie

    Votes: 11 30.6%
  • Jayme

    Votes: 10 27.8%
  • none of them

    Votes: 8 22.2%

  • Total voters
    36

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Argh! Enough with these "who would you fuck" threads. The next person to make one gets punched in the dick. I wouldn't fuck any of them because I don't know them well enough to have ascertained their personality. As a result, I can't feel close enough to them to get sexually intimate. Thus, it's an implausible hypothetical.
 

Vim Fuego

Banned
Argh! Enough with these "who would you fuck" threads. The next person to make one gets punched in the dick. I wouldn't fuck any of them because I don't know them well enough to have ascertained their personality. As a result, I can't feel close enough to them to get sexually intimate. Thus, it's an implausible hypothetical.

I understand what you mean, but in the context of this poll I'd fuck Allie Haze.
 
Argh! Enough with these "who would you fuck" threads. The next person to make one gets punched in the dick. I wouldn't fuck any of them because I don't know them well enough to have ascertained their personality. As a result, I can't feel close enough to them to get sexually intimate. Thus, it's an implausible hypothetical.

:rofl: Seriously.

But yeah, Jayme Langford for me. (Please, don't punch me in the dick Andronicus)
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
*creates a 'who would you fuck' thread / looks forward to a punch in the nuts*

Yeah? I dare you. Good luck have Dirky's kids when I pound your testicles flat...
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Yeah? I dare you. Good luck have Dirky's kids when I pound your testicles flat...

That sentence suggests Dirky will be the one carrying the children. :dunno:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
That sentence suggests Dirky will be the one carrying the children. :dunno:

I see that you're still unaware that Greggy and Dirky have both sets of reproductive organs. Thus, they can be straight and homosexual. Think that over and get back to me...
 
Argh! Enough with these "who would you fuck" threads. The next person to make one gets punched in the dick. I wouldn't fuck any of them because I don't know them well enough to have ascertained their personality. As a result, I can't feel close enough to them to get sexually intimate. Thus, it's an implausible hypothetical.

awww somebody call peyton manning, so he can give him a hug :1orglaugh
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I see that you're still unaware that Greggy and Dirky have both sets of reproductive organs. Thus, they can be straight and homosexual. Think that over and get back to me...

I thought about thinking it over, but then I imagined those two, hairy, sweaty pelvises rubbing up against each other and chaffing each other's legs in every pose imaginable.

So I'm just going to take your word for it.
 
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