I am not a fan of LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco, Illya Kovalchuck, Sidney Crosby, Alex Rodriguez, Derek Jeter, and the entire roster of the Montreal Canadians. These are the athletes I consider the biggest douches, yes they are talented and gifted athletes but come on they are one labotomy away from being complacent drones that will just fade away...amazing what one can write when they are buzzed on a 12 pack of Miller High Life and no food in their stomach.