When you've seen a girl's asshole that's it.

There's nothing she can be coy about anymore. I've seen all that there is to see. I prefer puckered but gaping would be the epitome.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
I'd love the see the text of the rest of that conversation; "Hey, baby, you know I love you. Show me your asshole."
 
I would never tell a girl "I love you" if I hadn't. It's a prerequisite.

Nothing says commitment like a girl's perky starfish.
 

ChuckFaze

Closed Account
:rofl2: I know what you mean, Animus. Some years back, a female online friend sent me a nekkid image of herself where I could see her back, her Ass ... AND her Asshole! :shock: :drool2: Yet later on she commented that she couldn't send me any images with much more detail because --- "If and when we one day meet, you will already have seen All The Goods." Keep in mind that I HAD also already seen 2 or so pics of her Boobs. Not that I ever said it, but I was tempted to go, "Uhhh, HELLO! I've already seen your Asshole. You've really already shown me one level above your Pussy. So really, you shouldn't have reservations about showing me your Pussy." :D

Easy for me to say, right? :rofl:
 
Yeah, when I see my girl's asshole I immediately want to punch him in the neck. And yeah, that is usually it.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
there's nothing she can be coy about anymore. I've seen all that there is to see. I prefer puckered but gaping would be the epitome.

nothing says commitment like a girl's perky starfish.

:rofl2: I know what you mean, animus. Some years back, a female online friend sent me a nekkid image of herself where i could see her back, her ass ... And her asshole! :shock: :drool2: Yet later on she commented that she couldn't send me any images with much more detail because --- "if and when we one day meet, you will already have seen all the goods." keep in mind that i had also already seen 2 or so pics of her boobs. Not that i ever said it, but i was tempted to go, "uhhh, hello! I've already seen your asshole. You've really already shown me one level above your pussy. So really, you shouldn't have reservations about showing me your pussy." :d

Qft.
 
:rofl2: I know what you mean, Animus. Some years back, a female online friend sent me a nekkid image of herself where I could see her back, her Ass ... AND her Asshole! :shock: :drool2: Yet later on she commented that she couldn't send me any images with much more detail because --- "If and when we one day meet, you will already have seen All The Goods." Keep in mind that I HAD also already seen 2 or so pics of her Boobs. Not that I ever said it, but I was tempted to go, "Uhhh, HELLO! I've already seen your Asshole. You've really already shown me one level above your Pussy. So really, you shouldn't have reservations about showing me your Pussy." :D

Easy for me to say, right? :rofl:

This is funny as hell. I had a similar thing happen to me with a girl I met from online; she had sent photos where I could see her pussy and asshole, yet refused to let me see her boobs. Leads me to believe she had a botched boob job or something. :dunno:
 
Yeah, sure... having that ass rubbed all over you face and sealing the lips tightly around that puckering love door with your tongue poking the middle is the most intimate form of sexual action girls can offer to a man. All that kissing mouth to mouth is so old-fashioned and just plain weird and dirty, when all those girls suck dirty cocks... when all the other holes are used up an loose, the backdoor is the only way left to feel special...
:rolleyes:
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
I quoted this to a lady friend of mine recently. Just sayin.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Eat wife's pussy, get face full of squirt. She does the laundry. Niiiiice.
Fingerblast her after the fact, cums so hard she farts twice. No embarassment, only delicious pleasure.
Day after the fact she is forced to be sober. She isnt the same person and doesnt feel like doing anything. Meh.
I think women have 'woman logic' in their own mind, and keeping the revealometer less than 100% gives them power. 'In their own mind'. Leave it to them to monetize the pussy and think of the ass as just an ass. *shrugs*
Or they were high or tipsy and just wanted to cocktease someone online.

I only call you when it's half past five
The only time I'd ever call you mine
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, babe
~Weeknd, he said it best.
 
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