When you were a ***...

...what did you wanna be when you grew up? Was it a fireman? An astronaut? President? What?

I wanted to be a paleontologist. I was always fascinated by dinosaurs. :)
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I wanted to be a police officer like my father.

I also wanted to play second base for the Cubs. I'm so glad I didn't follow that dream...
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I wanted to be an astronaut, now I'm an engineer

No, you're not. You're a fucking troll. And you post the same goddamn smiley in every thread.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
baseball player. l.a. dogers if i could have picked back then. i was pretty good. then i got hurt and kind of fell out of it. i had a hard time coming back from it. (insert erection joke here).

i have also been fascinated with archaeology and more so into paleontology forever. oh and geology. i used to dig up cool rocks all the time. found some neat shit too. (insert cat turd joke here).

mircobiology was also cool. i used to examine everything under a microscope as a lad. (insert penis joke here).


ive always been a scientist at heart. but, i like what im doing now too.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I was very much into trains when I was little, I thought it would be exciting to drive a big locomotive carrying a seemingly endless amount of freight cars.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I wanted to be a Cincinnati Red. Centerfield or starting pitcher. I figured that I would replace Cesar Geronimo.

I also wanted to be an astronomer. Carl Sagan led me down that path.

And, I wanted to be a writer.

Yes, all three. At once.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
astronomy for me came later. beginning of highschool. i was really really into it. i had programs, telescopes, i went on trips with clubs.

i forget why i fell out of it. shitty job market i think.
 
I wanted to be a train driver. Then briefly, a WWF wrestler. Then when I was a little older, I just wanted to do Tammy Sytch's laundry for her.
 

Mayhem

Banned
I always wanted to be what I became, a soldier. Unfortunately, a mild color deficiency in my vision turned it into an 8 year fiasco.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
What's that, beating off in front of a computer behind the counter of a jack shack?

nah. i quit that adult store shit a long ass time ago. it was a short lived trial. after the first month or so, it got annoying.

all day long, kicking 16-17 year olds out as they try to sneak in to giggle at the videos and sex toys. fuck off!
 
I wanted to be a fighter pilot. My dad was very much into aviation and all those times watching Top *** and playing Jet Fighter II on his PC really had an impact on me. Unfortunately I was a big awkward *** with poor eyesight and bad hand-eye coordination, so my dreams of being Maverick crashed and burned.
 
i had very low aspirations as a small *****. the first thing i remember wanting to be was part of the trash pickup crew because they got to hang off the back of the garbage trucks which looked awesome to the 2-3 year old me. i also wanted to be a pizza delivery man because pizza was and still is awesome and i thought it'd be cool to deliver them to people and i wanted to be an ice cream man...by middle to late single digit years i wanted to be in the army though. i've been none of the above and have no plans to either.
 
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