When you accidently leave porn where your gf/wife can find it...

[Petra]

What do you use as an excuse?

My other half was the last one out of the house this morning and I'm the first home. I turned on the TV and lo and behold it's on Private TV and I was treated to 'European Union of MILF Sluts' complete with english voice overs. I mentioned this to him and he said he found a good metal station on the fiber network this morning and must have 'fumbled' the buttons. :1orglaugh

So, what's your excuse when your other half finds your porn? :spanking:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I don't have an other half.

 

[Xombie3000]

None of my old girlfriends ever found anything or caught me looking at whatever. I'm single now so it just doesn't really matter what I do. I did however have a co-worker tell me about one time his mom found porn on his computer. Dude told me he made the excuse there was a virus on his computer that downloads porn all the time :1orglaugh

 

[Johan]

My other half is totally OK with me watching porn.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I don't care if my guy watches porn. He's into lesbian stuff, mainly anal lesbian scenes. I get a little jealous when I think about all the hot girls he's watching, but hey, I do adult work myself and I probably watch porn more than he does. It's normal. People like porn. Try to restrict it, they're gonna slowly but surely resent you for it. There's always exceptions of course though.

My ex. bf however, he was a total douche about it. I'd wake up in the morning to find him on the computer, in the same room, watching porn, jacking off. Right there in the freaking room. It really pissed me off, it's so disrespectful. His excuse was that it helped with his erectile dysfunction. The more he cums, the healthier his dick his. What-the-fuck-ever.

 

[Clayrabeau]

Shit, I send my man porn. Smart phones make it easy to say "Hey, let's try this" or "look how wet my pussy is" from traffic

 

[LukeEl]

I don't care if my guy watches porn. He's into lesbian stuff, mainly anal lesbian scenes. I get a little jealous when I think about all the hot girls he's watching, but hey, I do adult work myself and I probably watch porn more than he does. It's normal. People like porn. Try to restrict it, they're gonna slowly but surely resent you for it. There's always exceptions of course though.

My ex. bf however, he was a total douche about it. I'd wake up in the morning to find him on the computer, in the same room, watching porn, jacking off. Right there in the freaking room. It really pissed me off, it's so disrespectful. His excuse was that it helped with his erectile dysfunction. The more he cums, the healthier his dick his. What-the-fuck-ever.

Wait your Harley Spencer a Miss Freeones Nomine in multiple categories, and your ex boyfriend was jerking off to something else besides you? Huh? I call blasphmey on this may he burn I tell ye may he burn!

 

[Null8008]

I tell her I got horny and she was not available to assist me, so I looked at some porn instead. My wife doesn't really care, as long as I don't neglect her to watch porn or do it in front of her, so its all good.

 

[Petra]

Shit, I send my man porn. Smart phones make it easy to say "Hey, let's try this" or "look how wet my pussy is" from traffic

Hah, I try but he's a fucking porn snob. Most of the stuff I work with isn't 'his taste'. We need to start focusing on amateurs more. ;-)

 

[gunslingingbird]

Hah, I try but he's a fucking porn snob. Most of the stuff I work with isn't 'his taste'. We need to start focusing on amateurs more. ;-)

I wouldn't complain if you sent me porn pictures of yourself. Just sayin'...

 

[Petra]

I wouldn't complain if you sent me porn pictures of yourself. Just sayin'...

I've got some amateur stuff out on the net from my bondage days.

Just sayin'.

 

[Mr_Balls]

What other half?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6562900, member: 114093"]I've got some amateur stuff out on the net from my bondage days.

Just sayin'.

How about a link?

 

[Ace Bandage]

What little porn I have is on a hidden partition on a USB external hard drive that is accessible only by password and is connected to my gaming computer upstairs. I'm the only one who uses that computer. She wouldn't find it even if she was looking for it. Which she doesn't because that's my computer.

 

[DR. B]

My last gf didn't mind porn. In fact she encouraged me to jerk off and watch it. We never laid it around though, our porn had it's little place in the closet. yano, for just in case family or friends came over. Now that I'm single, I leave the porn everywhere, but it's cool though cause my friends with benefits don't mind that I do.

 

[Will E Worm]

Who cares? Tell her to hit the bricks. :tongue:

 

[alexpnz]

My Chippie:"Ewwww!, is this your shit, you fuckin' Perv?....Gross!!!"
Me:"Shit ain't mines....Baby!"

 

[VampDude]

I'm sure my ex found my secret stash on my old phone, because I couldn't find any of it after I left the phone unsupervised in the living room.

It was never spoken of, I never asked (and downloaded more). :1orglaugh

 

[Straight Shooter]

You dudes have to hide your porn from your women and you still call yourselves men? Pussies. Grow a sack.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I don't have an other half.

Keep it that way.

I wouldn't complain if you sent me porn pictures of yourself. Just sayin'...

You would. And you'd vomit. :throwup:
Jus' sayin'

What do you use as an excuse?

My other half was the last one out of the house this morning and I'm the first home. I turned on the TV and lo and behold it's on Private TV and I was treated to 'European Union of MILF Sluts' complete with english voice overs. I mentioned this to him and he said he found a good metal station on the fiber network this morning and must have 'fumbled' the buttons. :1orglaugh

So, what's your excuse when your other half finds your porn? :spanking:

You now, I can always give you more pics for you to send to your fella...

Excuse: I need 2 look at another woman because I haven't penetrated one in ages.

How about a link?