When is a creampie not a creampie?

[richcris]

Watched a clip titled "A Stunning Creampie" where at the end the guy came over the girls pussy then rubbed his cock on her pussy then poked it in and out a few times.

Not what I would call a creampie

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Get your money back.

 

[Sicario]

I would report this clip to the Better Business Bureau under fraud or misleading.

 

[richcris]

I should. It was a disappointment

 

[jod0565]

A Boston Creampie is one that is in Boston.

Just a little FYI.

 

[Ace Bandage]

My favorite kind of cream pie.

 

[BioDefenseGrad]

Most of the creampies in porn movies are fake anyway, too bad for you.

 

[pete rose]

When it's ajar?

 

[Chica]

i get emails once in awhile asking me if my creampies are real. i always thought that was a strange question. why would anyone want to fake a creampie and how would you do it?

 

[bustybbwlover]

it was an external creampie!

 

[Kardiac]

When it's ajar?

Ron Swanson is awesome.

Most of the creampies in porn movies are fake anyway, too bad for you.

Very true. A lot of the scenes have guys wacking off on the chick's pussy and calling it a creampie. Give me a break.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It's not a cream pie when the girl gets it up the ass, that is a chocolate pudding pie. If it happens whilst on her period it's raspberry pie. If it is her first time it is a Cherry Pie. During a yeast infection it is banana cream pie. You don't want to know what a blueberry pie is... :eek:

 

[rjdogma]

Is an anal creampie called a moon pie?

 

[luis1972]

is an anal creampie called a moon pie?

:d:d:d

 

[Chica]

ewwwwwwww.....

 

[Rydog11]

this just reminded me of oatmeal cream pies....mmmmmm

 

[Frank Grimes]

Very true. A lot of the scenes have guys wacking off on the chick's pussy and calling it a creampie. Give me a break.

This. It always bugs me when a "creampie" scene ends with the guy pulling almost completely out of the girl's pussy (leaving only the tip inside) and then jerking himself off.

 

[Tittyman5000]

If its a real cream pie why dont they eat it?

 

[BioDefenseGrad]

i get emails once in awhile asking me if my creampies are real. i always thought that was a strange question. why would anyone want to fake a creampie and how would you do it?

Confectioners sugar and water or shampoo.

 

[BioDefenseGrad]

Ron Swanson is awesome.



Very true. A lot of the scenes have guys wacking off on the chick's pussy and calling it a creampie. Give me a break.

I'm talking about straight up fake, using a sugar glaze or shampoo.