What's Your Vodka?

Where exactly is the single stiletto placed, when you wake up in such situations? I mean, is it strapped to your junk, or stuck up you bung?

I don't like to plan ahead. Then as the sounds of the shrieking Chinese woman whose lawn I've now infected with the various unintended bodily leakages that are par for the course with this kind of binge gently filters its way into my consciousness along with the shouts, cries and the other assorted sights and sounds emanating from this up scale suburban neighbourhood I always seem to find myself in; I can be met with a nice surprise while I'm running past the concerned neighbours just itching for their chance to come down to the house that Blue built and berate my very existence ... giving them a nice sack shot in the process, which is always nice.

But lets just say that the two examples you have felt it right to share with the other interested parties have had their days in the sun, so to speak, on a number of different occasions.
 
110 Proof (that's the name of it) and McCormick. Oh and this one kind I had that tasted like fire ash turpentine; that was a trip.
 
Skyy. Mmm.

Holy shit, how did I forget Skyy? My best friend's mom had a case and we took from it in HS. It was very good stuff, and gives me one of the most memorable nights of my life when I think about me Joe and Jay that one time (no homo) and I had class the next day and skipped I was so hung over. Good times, homes. Good times.

The cheapest, nastiest shit the supermarket outside of the alcoholics anonymous outreach centre decides to stock.

It's vodka, I'm not buying it to taste it, I'm buying it so that when I wake up in the morning in some asian families front yard, naked, wearing one pink stiletto, covered in someone else's blood I'll have some general idea as to what might have been the cause.


Very much the way I see it.It doesn't have any flavor to begin with, but it will knock you on your ass if you take it right. That's the whole point.
 
I'm not a huge Vodka drinker but Tito's is the best I have ever had. The Costco branded (Kirkland) vodka is also very good and cheap if you can get it.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
I'm no alcohol drinker, so I don't have one.
 
I'm kind of partial to Fris right now.
Its smooth and very clean, and you can mix it with water and still barely taste it.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Stolichnaya is the only Russian vodka commonly available where I live.
I still haven't tried all the different vodkas in Russia :(
 
I don't like to plan ahead. Then as the sounds of the shrieking Chinese woman whose lawn I've now infected with the various unintended bodily leakages that are par for the course with this kind of binge gently filters its way into my consciousness along with the shouts, cries and the other assorted sights and sounds emanating from this up scale suburban neighbourhood I always seem to find myself in; I can be met with a nice surprise while I'm running past the concerned neighbours just itching for their chance to come down to the house that Blue built and berate my very existence ... giving them a nice sack shot in the process, which is always nice.

But lets just say that the two examples you have felt it right to share with the other interested parties have had their days in the sun, so to speak, on a number of different occasions.

You are a true connoisseur of the finer things in life, sir. I salute you!

Also, I'm going to need the shoe back. I've got a big night planned on Tuesday.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
 

edirons22

...currently wanking!
Smirnoff & Absolut for me thank you :glugglug:
 
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