What's Your Sex Routine???

[SN4P3]

When you are having sex with a girl, what is your routine?

What positions do you use, and when do you use them? I am wondering if a certain order works better than others.

With my girlfriend, I usually start with her giving me a blow job and I reach around to finger her pussy. Then I eat her out and make sure she is nice and wet. Then I'll finger her for a bit. Then I usually start in missionary position, then I T-square her and then doggy style. Then I let her ride cowgirl and by then I am usually ready to blow.

 

[jasonk282]

With my wife we start out kissing for 1:25 minutes, then I will climb on top and do her missionary for exactly 5 minutes, since I am outta shape and my arms give out. Then she will ride me for anywhere between 6-10 minutes. Once we are done I sleep for 6-8 hours.

 

[hedonis]

When sex becomes a routine, you may want to consider shaking things up a little.

 

[jod0565]

Free penis, jack off, done.

 

[GregCentauro]

Inflate her. Apply some lube. Shove it in. Done. Roll over. Pat myself on the back.

 

[Kingfisher]

Ruffies, drag to car, drive, drag into house, have fun, leave at bus stop with 1 dollar? (no clock watching)

 

[BlueBalls]

After I've cum and I finish crying. I apologise for sitting next to her on the bus - then I let her get up.

 

[atxraised]

Oral, foreplay, sex, break, then start the whole cycle over again.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I don't have a routine, but it's the best 30 seconds of her life...

 

[Boothbabe]

With my girlfriend, I usually start with her giving me a blow job and I reach around to finger her pussy. Then I eat her out and make sure she is nice and wet. Then I'll finger her for a bit. Then I usually start in missionary position, then I T-square her and then doggy style. Then I let her ride cowgirl and by then I am usually ready to blow.

A lot of I's in there. Sex is something for both of you to enjoy but the way you're talking it seems it's all about you. It also seems the two of you are really stuck in doing the same thing every time. Maybe it's time to spice things up.

 

[ezteban]

A lot of I's in there. Sex is something for both of you to enjoy but the way you're talking it seems it's all about you. It also seems the two of you are really stuck in doing the same thing every time. Maybe it's time to spice things up.

May be if we have a date we can try different things and we can have fun (threesome? :nono. Is this a better way to have sex ? :1orglaugh

Your official teaser.

 

[Skyraider22]

i just got a big kick out of this thread

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It starts out with me asking. Then she says she has a headache. I say, that's not a valid excuse because sex can take care of a headache by the endorphins that get released. She gets all the more upset, rolls over, and goes to sleep.

 

[feller469]

I look through the brochure from the hotel lobby. I make a phone call. I haggle a bit about prices. I give them the credit card number. I chit-chat while waiting to see if it clears. I thank the person on the other end of the phone. I wait for the knock at the door. I give her the best three minutes of my life. Then she spends the next 57 minutes pretending to give a shit about whatever I am rambling on about.

 

[STDiva]

I usually just stare at her until she cums.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I usually just stare at her until she cums.

:1orglaugh I tried to rep you, but it told me I had to spread it around some more. Here's an air high five instead. :wave:

 

[Nester6]

When you are having sex with a girl, what is your routine?

What positions do you use, and when do you use them? I am wondering if a certain order works better than others.

With my girlfriend, I usually start with her giving me a blow job and I reach around to finger her pussy. Then I eat her out and make sure she is nice and wet. Then I'll finger her for a bit. Then I usually start in missionary position, then I T-square her and then doggy style. Then I let her ride cowgirl and by then I am usually ready to blow.

Sounds fucking perfect to me!

 

[Boothbabe]

Sounds fucking perfect to me!

Sure, if you're completely dead inside and passion, lust, romance and the art of giving has faded away and is now only a distant memory of a life that once was worth living.

 

[SN4P3]

A lot of I's in there. Sex is something for both of you to enjoy but the way you're talking it seems it's all about you. It also seems the two of you are really stuck in doing the same thing every time. Maybe it's time to spice things up.

Well considering "I" am the one writing about it on this board...it seemed fitting.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I start by slowly removing their clothes. I unbutton their shirt, undue their pants and then gently slip them off of their body. Then, I take my sweet time and kiss every single inch of their body, being sure to enjoy each and every goosebump that I bring to life on their sensual skin. I then lie them on the bed and kiss them, ever so softly, until the heat of passion can be contained no longer. Then, I move from their lips and kiss their cheek, their neck, their chest, their stomach. Then, I slowly spread their legs, look them deep in the eyes as I lick my lips, and then I spend a good half hour or so in between their thighs. Then, as their face fills with ecstasy and their loins fill with passion, I...

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...hmm?

When you are having sex with a girl, what is your routine?

...oooooh, sex with a GIRL? :uohs: