What's the worst thing you ever got for Halloween?

[ijinxd]

A raincheck. Took my younger cousins to the same home a year later just to see what would happen. I'm sure you can guess what they got.

 

[D-rock]

When I was a kid I remember getting apples, pennies, and once a small tube of toothpaste at various times as the worse stuff. Those small suckers that used to always be given out at places like the bank throughout the year, but were also given out by people at Halloween also didn’t exactly thrill me when I used to find them in my Halloween sack either. Candy corn was also something I didn’t really like and it was even worse if it was given out loose and not in bag.

 

[brodkill]

i got dental floss from an old couple once

 

[L3ggy]

Only good stuff.

 

[sporty_carr]

A long widowed lonely grandmother.

Oh wait, you said worst.......

 

[meesterperfect]

Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog's eye.

googoogajoob

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

A dude dropped a single penny into my bag. A single penny.

I was 9 and I saw that as the biggest insult ever. Now I realize the man GAVE me a 100th of a dollar for annoying him and contributing to a night he couldn't enjoy without effort.

I wish I would have kept that penny. I would see the value of it every time I look at it.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Crabs once. Looking back though I guess I should thank my parents for teaching me not to eat anything before I got home so they could inspect it.

 

[GregCentauro]

Did they put it in your trick or treat bag, or just blast it all over your face?

Worse than that! I contracted it from oral sex with a pumpkin. :o

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[Facetious]

Re: What's the worst thing you ever got for Halloween?

A baby blue colored hard boiled egg along with a small 2 - pack of stale
Easter Marshmallow chicks.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Look on the bright side everyone, at least your neighborhoods aren't seventy percent houses not lit up or even passing out candy like mine. Things just ain't like they used to be in my neighborhood. It has changed so drastically over the course of the last twenty years in my 'hood it's tragic.

 

[Montrealman]

The flu!

 

[jtcarra]

an Apple with a pin in it wtf

 

[Sicario]

I vividly remember getting a bunch of soy sauce packets from an old douche-bag when I was a tyke thinking it was Caramel.

 

[MrZiggles]

Dude - apples here too. And the guilty family was friends with my family. What the eff.

 

[Becca Blossoms]

A can of Spaghetti O's. It smushed my Candy And made my bag heavy.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I knocked on the door and said "Trick or treat!" A mom came to the door and was hurrying to put some candy in my bag because she said she needed to get back to her son who was sick. Her 5-8 year-old son comes to the door asking his mom for something, his cheeks bulge, and he throws up all over my bag of candy.

I don't know if that's technically something I "got", but seeing as part of it landed in my bag and contaminated a fair amount of my goodies, it seems fair to include it.

That was one of my worst Halloweens ever.

 

[bustybbwlover]

I forgot, I also used to get pamphlets from the good Christians on the block, telling me how mad God was at me for sinning. Also awesome.

yeah it told me i fucked up by trick-or-treating...fucking jehovah's witnesses they come and knock on my door all the god damn time but can't deal with little kids knocking on their door once a year