What's the worst thing you ever got for Halloween?

[lurkingdirk]

Hard to compete with a block of wood:

http://www.brobible.com/story/the-top-10-worst-non-candy-halloween-treats

I think apples are my worst. Who thinks that's a good idea?

 

[tartanterrier]

I remember when I was 7 and I went trick or treating and got a
goody bag off this so-called perfect citizen.

Although it was only later when I found out that there was a used
condom in there,and I thought it was a funny balloon

That was surely my worst halloween

 

[lurkingdirk]

I forgot, I also used to get pamphlets from the good Christians on the block, telling me how mad God was at me for sinning. Also awesome.

 

[GregCentauro]

gonorrhea

 

[lurkingdirk]

gonorrhea

Did they put it in your trick or treat bag, or just blast it all over your face?

 

[Patrick_S]

Halloween wasn´t celebrated in Sweden when i was a kid so i have never gotten anything for halloween.

 

[tiger1977]

A rotten Apple.

 

[Ace Bandage]

The fuck is wrong with people? The worst thing I ever got for Halloween was a Mounds or Almond Joy bar.

I'm guessing though that not everyone went trick or treating inside a gated community. Everybody knows that poor people don't give great candy...

 

[Frank Fire]

A bar of soap

 

[StanScratch]

I got a rock.



In college, I gave out some Roman Noodles - but it was to a couple of college girls, who were literally quite grateful for them.

 

[LukeEl]

A UNICEF penny, because the neighbors thought I was a poor kid from a 3rd world country.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A Bible and a stern talking to.

 

[Ace Bandage]

A Bible and a stern talking to.

There are 327 people in Canada and nine million square miles of land to cover. How the fuck do you still have Halloween?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

There are 327 people in Canada and nine million square miles of land to cover. How the fuck do you still have Halloween?

Dog sleds are fast, easy to drive and can hold plenty of candy.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

Those stupid hard as a rock orange taffy candies. Raisins. I hate raisins.

 

[BlueBalls]

A copy of Milton Friedman's Capitalism and Freedom....

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Hell I don't know. Probably fruit or the little hard candies. My neighborhood was borderline ghetto. It was just getting there when I was a kid. The Halloween blizzard of 1991 was the best though. Got so much candy that year. But the damn bag did get soaked from all the snow. Good times.

 

[Ray Ecks]

A quarter. As a kid I hated it, but thinking back, that's a pretty good fucking treat.

 

[maildude]

A 30% off coupon for dinner at Mary's Diner. They had ketchup AND mustard! Right at your table!!

 

[Shifty]

Although it was only later when I found out that there was a used condom in there,and I thought it was a funny balloon

Did you realize what it was before or after you ate the filling?