What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

[Bigoldowls]

What my schedule is for that particular day. :thumbsup:

 

[psychofrank]

where my remote control

 

[carthagomad]

Oh God, I'm late.

 

[minidog]

thank fuck i didnt wake up next to a MAN

 

[Vanilla Bear]

where my remote control

yeah I forgot to mention that!

 

[dave_rhino]

Usually "FUCKING ALAAARM! AAAARRGHH"

 

[om3ga]

Another day closer to retirement.......

 

[KBM]

Usually I think of my woman. I also tend to wonder where the fuck I am. After I figure that out, I think what time it is.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Art Bell?

Who told you? :tongue:

 

[big lu]

the strong urge to piss

its like my personal alarm clock

 

[Blackjack69]

How much time before I really have to get up.

 

[Big Black Dick]

How busy will the Freeones server be today...

 

[tunsty]

I don't usually start 'thinking' until lunchtime.

 

[dick van cock]

I call for my 19-year-old Hungarian nurse Aniko to change my diapers.

 

[negator]

DICK VAN COCK!:cussing:

the neighbors have been wondering about this for some time now.

 

[tunsty]

I call for my 19-year-old Hungarian nurse Aniko to change my diapers.

Yeah.. 23st, 5ft 2in, chews tobacco and has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.. she still does a great job despite it all. :thumbsup:

 

[blue ballz 22]

"im never drinking again" on saturday and sunday mornings and "2 more hours" the rest of the week

 

[cartman24]

I usually think about how much longer I wish I could sleep.

 

[Portillo]

Is there a nice ballgame on TV at this time?

 

[djrebel]

too early in the morning to be thinking of anything accept for more sleep time...Dj