What’s the difference between menstrual blood and sand?

[Roald]

You can’t gargle sand.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Sand also doesn't reduce to as nice a gravy base.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

You can't make glass out of a girl's red wings though.

 

[STDiva]

Sand is a naturally occurring granular material composed of finely divided rock and mineral particles.

Menstrual fluid in fact contains some blood, as well as cervical mucus, vaginal secretions, and endometrial tissue.

 

[VeronicaVice]

LOL.... this is too much...

 

[Mr. Hyde]

The Spanish word for sand is arena.

I once got laid with a girl after we met at a sports arena.

The next morning, my sheets were covered with menstrual blood.

Coincedence? I think not.

 

[BlueBalls]

I am offended.

 

[Ace Bandage]

It offends me that you're offended.

 

[lurkingdirk]

People who are easily offended crave Menstrual fluid.

 

[BlueBalls]

It offends me that you're offended.

Yea? Well, why don't you take that offence and go get mouth raped by a bunch of angry black gentlemen with it.

 

[gunslingingbird]

This thread's making me hungry. :yummie:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I am offended.

i didn't know you could be offended...

also sand has no nutritional value and doesn't attract bears

 

[gunslingingbird]

also sand has no nutritional value and doesn't attract bears

...or sharks. (On a side note, one time my exgirlfriend freaked out while we were on a camping trip because we heard some critter traipsing near our campsite at night and she thought it had been attracted to the site because Aunt Flo was visiting. She was so scared that a bear would try to snack on her that she damn near slept in the car that night. :1orglaugh)

 

[feller469]

Sand makes a lousy anal lube

 

[RichardNailder]

With enough sand on your cock, you can make her bleed real good - looks just like menstrual blood..........

 

[mikexmoran]

:throwup:

 

[Death-Proof-69]

...or sharks. (On a side note, one time my exgirlfriend freaked out while we were on a camping trip because we heard some critter traipsing near our campsite at night and she thought it had been attracted to the site because Aunt Flo was visiting. She was so scared that a bear would try to snack on her that she damn near slept in the car that night. :1orglaugh)

that's pretty funny :1orglaugh

With enough sand on your cock, you can make her bleed real good - looks just like menstrual blood..........

yeah but it's kinda uncomfortable for your dick too unfortunately...and the result still isn't the real thing

 

[gunslingingbird]

With enough sand on your cock, you can make her bleed real good - looks just like menstrual blood..........

Isn't that about the same as putting sand in your roommate's bottle of KY? Not that I would ever do anything like that, or anything... :angels:

 

[RichardNailder]

Isn't that about the same as putting sand in your roommate's bottle of KY? Not that I would ever do anything like that, or anything... :angels:

Glass beads - they're harder to see in the KY.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Glass beads - they're harder to see in the KY.

remind me to bring my own lube if i ever swing by your place...