What's orange and black and white and red all over?

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
This Kitten in a blender.
 

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feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
for some reason, Calico kittens and butter pecan ice cream go so good together. I would have thought vanilla would be best, but the buttery flavor of the ice cream is sweetened by the innocence of the kitten
 

Philbert

Banned
That's 'cause all Calico kitties are female, and they always taste better with Pecan Ice cream.
I thought everyone knew that...
 
for some reason, Calico kittens and butter pecan ice cream go so good together. I would have thought vanilla would be best, but the buttery flavor of the ice cream is sweetened by the innocence of the kitten

Really? I find them great with moose-tracks.

Of course, Tabby is best with strawberry.
 
Poor kitty... he will have his revenge when he skips the litter box, pees in shoes, and claws your throat out at night while you sleep.
 

Jordan Lynn

Verified Babe
Official Checked Star Member
I may never sleep again.

~JORDAN~
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Everyone who got upset needs to relax a little bit. You can see there are no blades in the bottom of the cup. Goosfraba.
 
That is sick, and wrong.

And funny as hell
 
for some reason, Calico kittens and butter pecan ice cream go so good together. I would have thought vanilla would be best, but the buttery flavor of the ice cream is sweetened by the innocence of the kitten

That's 'cause all Calico kitties are female, and they always taste better with Pecan Ice cream.
I thought everyone knew that...

Really? I find them great with moose-tracks.

Of course, Tabby is best with strawberry.

Say, you guys wouldn't happen to be Chinese, would ya? :D
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
What in the fuck is wrong with people? I mean seriously...this is fucking wrong! This is horrible!
Take the fucking metal off the cat before you put it in the blender, asshats! You are going to choke on it. Oh, and add some banana, celery and garlic.
 

L3ggy

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