Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I have a couple tattoos but they're easily concealed. I love to ask douches with tribal art on their exposed biceps which tribe they belong to. And I thought these links were hilarious. So enjoy.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-298-tattoos/
http://www.cracked.com/article_16446_if-tattoos-actually-told-truth.html
http://www.cracked.com/funny-298-tattoos/
http://www.cracked.com/article_16446_if-tattoos-actually-told-truth.html