Why aren't you acting anymore? Where have you been? What am I supposed to do now that the 1/2 intellectual actresses aren't doing awesome films like the 'Mona Lisa Smile' and other such stuff that perhaps showed your penchant for great theatrical roles, as evidenced in your part in Ophelia? Is this why you act now in art house movies? Will you be in Spiderman 4? Can Spiderman defeat Batman? Or Superman? Or the Jedi knight, Luke Skywalker? What do you think of William Macy? Do you like pink? Or orange? Or green? Will you pose for Elle? Is it true you have heard of BlueBalls? Did your mother bake pumpkin pie? Will you marry me? Oh hang on I already asked Shyla Stylez that.
Why are you so gorgeous?