Suuuuuure! Why wouldn't I leave a relationship to be with someone I don't know at all... and the only connection is sexual imagery, fantasy and make believe?
"Sweetie, Christy Canyon called me out of the blue last night. I'm just calling you to tell you that I'm dumping you to be with her. You know that I've lusted for her for 20+ years, so I know you'll understand. Well, anyway, it's been good. Say, I hope this won't affect the relationship I have with your sister and brother-in-law. I mean, I'll still be invited to parties at the lake, right? Hello? Hello?! HELLO???!!! Damn, my cell must have dropped the call." :dunno: