What were you doing when the world as supposed to end 5/21?

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Hey guys, what were you all doing at the exact moment The Rapture (aka The End of the World) was supposed to happen? Is it something you would be glad to be doing in the world's final moment. Happy? Disappointed? What do you think?

Me? Oh, I was just throwing a Rapture party on a mountaintop with a bunch of neo-hippie Druid-types with candles and taking mind-altering drugs and having a giant orgy just as the The End was supposed to happen. Um, well, OK not really.

Actually, I was at the grocery store waiting in the deli ("Now serving No. 19.") to buy pastrami when I looked at the clock at 6:01 p.m. (ET) and remembered that the world was supposed to have ended. Thank Christ it didn't. I really, urgently hope that if all life on Earth DOES come to a resounding end I hope that I will be doing something more interesting (like having sex!!) than grocery shopping. :facepalm:
 
wrapping up a business meeting and then driving home. didn't realize the rapture happened until an hour later when i was at work :tongue:
 
Playing magic and drinking at a friends house who's getting married monday. A buddy's wife around 2am also decided to whip her tit out and prove she can lick her own nipple.

Great times. Nerdy, but great times.

I was mowing my lawn and wishing the world would end so I wouldn't have to do it anymore.

Well according to the converted, you'd have to mow your lawn for about another 5months. Only the assholes who didn't get culled to Heaven would be breaking into your garage/shed/backyard and stealing your lawn mower and your good gas can.

Then the world would end. With your lawn looking like shit.
 
I was killing a man, and as I stole his fauxlex, I realized the rapture had come and gone. I'm laying low for a while now.
 

Supafly

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Ha Ha,

some guys were smart enough to spin this rapture story a bit further:

http://judgementday2011.com/

... so now it started, and we are in for five months of torment, and after that, that's the final day.

...

May 21st Judgement Day is just the
Beginning of the End of Days

The remaining people on earth that are not saved by Jesus in the May 21 Rapture will be sentenced to 5 months of torment under the rule of Jesus during the End of Days. The End Times will cause anarchy, chaos, disasters, and the end of civilization as we know it. Everyone left on earth will be well aware that Jesus is Lord, but savior will not be an option after May 21 Doomsday.

Harold Camping helps us determine that October 21, 2011 will be the actual date of the End of the World. The End Times will be very trying for the lost souls, as the End of The World approaches.

How will you be looked at on Judgement Day 2011? Will you be saved by Jesus in the Rapture, or left behind to experience the End Times after Doomsday. When will the End of the World be for you? May 21st, or October 21st, 2011?

Well, either sweet baby jesus has already saved me, and all is well (I am suspicious this is NOT the case), or I will have a really fucked up summer and on the 11th of october, bye bye :1orglaugh
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Hey guys, what were you all doing at the exact moment The Rapture (aka The End of the World) was supposed to happen? Is it something you would be glad to be doing in the world's final moment. Happy? Disappointed? What do you think?

Me? Oh, I was just throwing a Rapture party on a mountaintop with a bunch of neo-hippie Druid-types with candles and taking mind-altering drugs and having a giant orgy just as the The End was supposed to happen. Um, well, OK not really.

Actually, I was at the grocery store waiting in the deli ("Now serving No. 19.") to buy pastrami when I looked at the clock at 6:01 p.m. (ET) and remembered that the world was supposed to have ended. Thank Christ it didn't. I really, urgently hope that if all life on Earth DOES come to a resounding end I hope that I will be doing something more interesting (like having sex!!) than grocery shopping. :facepalm:




It would have really sucked if they had called your number, just before the world ended.

Me, I was watching the Reds get spanked again by the Indians.
 
I was at the U2 concert. After 6:00, I had a bit of a laugh. Then, this terrible thought struck me - what if the rapture had already happpened, and I wasn't chosen (and the other about 70,000 people with me)? I was relieved to see Bono when he finally came on stage several hours later though - if he wans't chosen, then I think we are all safe.

J/K of course....
 

wottle

I'm so horny, even the crack of dawn isn't safe
Maturbating to Bella Beyle. Just a splatter,not a bang.
 
I was picking spinach with my girlfriend :dunno:
 
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