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Hey guys, what were you all doing at the exact moment The Rapture (aka The End of the World) was supposed to happen? Is it something you would be glad to be doing in the world's final moment. Happy? Disappointed? What do you think?
Me? Oh, I was just throwing a Rapture party on a mountaintop with a bunch of neo-hippie Druid-types with candles and taking mind-altering drugs and having a giant orgy just as the The End was supposed to happen. Um, well, OK not really.
Actually, I was at the grocery store waiting in the deli ("Now serving No. 19.") to buy pastrami when I looked at the clock at 6:01 p.m. (ET) and remembered that the world was supposed to have ended. Thank Christ it didn't. I really, urgently hope that if all life on Earth DOES come to a resounding end I hope that I will be doing something more interesting (like having sex!!) than grocery shopping.
Me? Oh, I was just throwing a Rapture party on a mountaintop with a bunch of neo-hippie Druid-types with candles and taking mind-altering drugs and having a giant orgy just as the The End was supposed to happen. Um, well, OK not really.
Actually, I was at the grocery store waiting in the deli ("Now serving No. 19.") to buy pastrami when I looked at the clock at 6:01 p.m. (ET) and remembered that the world was supposed to have ended. Thank Christ it didn't. I really, urgently hope that if all life on Earth DOES come to a resounding end I hope that I will be doing something more interesting (like having sex!!) than grocery shopping.