What type of depressive are you?

Facetious

Facetious

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A seasonal affective depressive?
A manic/bipolar depressive?
A covert depressive?
A codependent depressive?
A recurrent depressive?
A unipolar depressive?
An unhappily wed depressive?
A **** or ******* induced depressive?
A pissed off that most everybody else in the world isn't depressed depressive?
An excessive gaming depressive? (who can't seem to win a single hand at the black jack table)
A suicidal depressive?
An I **** my job depressive?
An overeating depressive?
A my aging mum is getttin to be a real pain in the ass depressive?
A Sunday night depressive?
A daytime/nightime depressive?

Other (coin your type of depression)

A "__________________________" depressive?

I would consider myself as being an "inactive depressive", in other words, the busier I am, the least likely I will find myself suffering from the blues. It's always nice to have a project or projects to work on in life, the minute I'm out of responsibilities is the minute I'm looking for new ones.
But where is the happiness? Is this as good as it's gonna get just keeping busy to not fall prey to unhappiness?
Do tell, but keep it spirited and uplifting if possible, I don't want this thread itself to become a depressive. :cool:
 
DR. B

DR. B

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Hondatard said:
All of the above this place is my therapy.
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yep, and don't forget your two or three accounts on here as well. Gotta give credit to your different personalities.

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STDiva

STDiva

A reverse depressive? I guess. When things get too good, whether its girls, a band, job or whatever, I feel I have to jump ship or fuck it up somehow. Almost like it shouldn't be happening to me. Or a cynical depressive. Working in hospitality my whole life, I've seen the worst in people and I've developed a complete lack of Faith in humanity. This may have something to do with the first point. No matter how good things are going, I ignore the good and let the negative **** get to me, as petty as it may be, until I collapse and ruin everything. However, that seems to be in the past. Things are good at the moment!
 
maildude

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Come and lie on my couch. We'll discuss your sexual attraction to your ******.
 
PirateKing

PirateKing

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I'm an "everything bores the fuck out of me and sex is my primary motivation" depressive.
 
bahodeme

bahodeme

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I guess I'm "An I **** my job depressive". The only reason I feel this way is they changed my shift, from evening to morning.
 
Facetious

Facetious

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STDiva said:
A reverse depressive?
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Reminds me of the daytime post sex depression I've been enduring my entire life... I don't know what happens to my brain post ejaculation during the daylight hours, but it's somewhat debilitating. The chicky poohs are all juiced up (literally & figuratively) and ready to go shopping, visit with friends, whatever, and I'm just ****** out on the bed half conscious for a couple of hours feeling all blue & ****. :dunno:
Can any of you guys relate to that?
 
STDiva

STDiva

Facetious said:
Reminds me of the daytime post sex depression I've been enduring my entire life... I don't know what happens to my brain post ejaculation during the daylight hours, but it's somewhat debilitating. The chicky poohs are all juiced up (literally & figuratively) and ready to go shopping, visit with friends, whatever, and I'm just ****** out on the bed half conscious for a couple of hours feeling all blue & ****. :dunno:
Can any of you guys relate to that?
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I actually started a thread about how much I **** morning sex. Not only do I not want to be woken up, but it starts the day off on a bad foot for me. I'm drained all day and just have a general disinterest in my routine. It could just be that I'm not a morning person, or some bs imbalance in my thinker. Who knows?
 
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