What to Do When You Meet a Porn Star

[Luxman]

Anyone here ever date a porn actress ???

http://www.hustlermagazine.com/features/articles/what-to-do-when-you-meet-a-porn-star

 

[bigwarmload]

What to Do When You Meet a Porn Star

:wave2: Say hi? :dunno:

http://www.hustlermagazine.com/feat...t-a-porn-star?category_name=features/articles

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1. Don’t Be a Creep

This is easier said than done. Trust me, I work at Hustler, I creep everyone out. Don’t go all fan-boy, stay relaxed and remember she’s just a regular person who happens to fuck for a living. Porn stars like compliments, go ahead and say you like her work, but avoid saying stuff like “you’re pussy looked extra tight in Gang Bang Whores # 11″ – that’d be weird.

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2. Make Her Laugh

Every guy that recognizes her as a porn star will try a one-liner. She’s heard every pick up line and empty promise in the book; they get bored of it. Try a joke. If you make her laugh, a porn star will probably make out with you.

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3. Don’t Be a Sore Loser

If you did hit on her, don’t take it personally when you’re shot down. A porn star isn’t going to fuck just anybody they meet. So, don’t get retaliatory when she’s unfazed by your pick up lines; it looks pathetic dude.


4. Avoid Talking About Your Cock

For porn stars, big dongs aren’t special. So please, don’t talk about how your monster penis will magically please her every sexual need. Porn stars don’t even flinch when they take a penis the size of a forearm deep in their ass – why would she be impressed with yours?

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5. Be Yourself

A porn star can smell desperation and a phony from a mile away. I’ve seen guys get more porn star pussy by being themselves than guys fronting with money, expensive cars, or outlandish gifts. Don’t try hard to be cool or macho, be yourself. Soon, you’ll find yourself in a world of sloppy blowjobs, hand jobs in the car, and more unspeakable sex acts than you’ll know what to do with!

I think those 5 things listed are relative in general to most girls, not just porn related women.

 

[Roald]

Swaffel her leg :2 cents:

 

[JasonCook78]

I would treat her like a lady

 

[herooftheporn]

if she was one of my favorites i would definitely make some complements in polite way and say that i really like her !
if it was ashlynn brooke !!!! i think my heart may stop

 

[luis1972]

Introduce myself and treat her with respect like a lady.

 

[Gape_Fan]

Is it OK to say "I didn't recognize you without a cock in every hole?"

 

[sean miguel]

http://youtu.be/4BVxq0FNzLQ?t=3m45s

 

[BCT]

Let her shave off my pubes and punch me in the face.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

If you make her laugh, a porn star will probably make out with you.

You realize this will probably lead to a fair few anoraks/basement-dwelling creeps crying themselves to sleep when it doesn't go exactly like that when they next tell [nobabe]Mariah Milano[/nobabe] their favourite knock-knock joke at PornoCon?

I think I know what I'd do if I met a Pornstar. Unless there was alcohol involved, I'd react the same as when I've met people I idolize in other fields. Go real quiet, say "nice to meet you" and mumble "I'm a big fan" while looking at my own feet.

 

[fkknuckle]

Just talk to her like you talk to anyone else you meet! Blows my mind how people nuke everything when it comes to pornstars like they're soooo different than anyone else!

 

[squallumz]

forget your name, make bad jokes that you forget the punchline too, visibly shake, then make her steaks and she'll forgive you.

worked for me and Sabrina Deep the first time.

 

[bobjustbob]

Treat her just like any other woman. Slap her on the ass and tell her to go get you a beer.

 

[assari]

I introduce myself.

(Ja sen jälkeen seuraa tulikivenkatkuinen rap-saarna)

 

[mekhet]

I once met a girl who did modeling work at a con and after talking with her I asked if she'd ever like to go out for ice cream. I guess no one had asked her out for ice cream before because she gave me her home and cell numbers, AIM and Yahoo names.

 

[georges]

I would treat her like a lady

An invitation at a fine restaurant with a diner at the candles alongwith a good wine will work quite well. I was also a thinking of offering a bunch of red roses

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I pretend I don't know anything about porno.

 

[tartanterrier]

Just be same as you would do with anybody else

 

[SiriPornStar]

Is it OK to say "I didn't recognize you without a cock in every hole?"

I'd be fine with that. LOL.

but I'm not a normal girl, or a normal porn star... a surprising number of the girls I've met in porn are prudes in their personal lives. So yes, with most porn stars it might not be a good idea to talk about how beautiful her gaping asshole looks, or how huge of a load you shot watching her the other day, but those kinds of things entertain me. Probably because I say dirtier stuff than that to my husband all the time.

 

[twat36975248664224]

to my husband

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