I have a feeling it has something to do with cucumbers....which by the way, boys.... GROSS! I have no idea how you could think sticking vegtables in someones pink bits would be sexy or a turn on. I can think of several other less offending items to use instead of vegtables! That goes for bottles as well.....COME ON people!
Well, if you think putting a cucumber there is barbaric, you should read the lyrics to "Fucked With A Knife".

But honestly, what's so bad about some vegetables or certain fruit (like pineapples....*cough*)? I mean, I'm not into it, but where's the difference to a piece of plastic and eletronics like a vibrator? At least it's organic.

And when you're hungry after sex, you probably won't start eating your plastic vibrator or your glass dildo.