What the fuck?!?

Move out of your parents house. There will still be no point but it will be easier to deal with life having no point in your own place.

Yeah, that would be awesome.

To quote some of my generation's wisest men:

"Livin' at home is such a drag
Now, your mom threw away your best porno mag"

I'll make some noise. :1orglaugh

How about getting yourself some roommates? Get your best buds together and come up with a plan to pay the rent and the bills and you all can move out. Of course, all of you would need to get a job. I once had an opportunity to do that during the mid 90's but I regret I didn't take it.

I'd love to do that, but lately I haven't been that close with anyone.

I see two options:

kill yourself

kill your parents

You have a big decision to make.

Can't I just opt out of that decision?

God. Damn. It! Stop with your blogging, mufucka! No one fucking cares.

:dislike: :1orglaugh

Life is what you make it my man, just be glad your not disabled, blind, deaf or retarded.
Parents will piss you off but you can always go through their shit when their gone and ask em if they like it :D Hell take a nice healthy shit in their toilet and don't flush, let it marinate like beef stew then they'll know you were there :)


Thanks for the advice, man. It's funny you mention that because yesterday I saw about the most deformed person I have ever seen in my life. She was in a wheelchair, and her head was about 4 times bigger than her body. I felt pretty guilty because here I can walk and am in good shape, when I could have it like that. Or like that clip said, blind.

That shitting idea is hilarious. :1orglaugh Almost as extreme as the classic "upper decker."

While it's a rare and endangered beast, I do believe public transportation such as a bus does still exist in some places.

Yeah, I take the county bus system. I'm 20 years old, but a lot of people at my school take it. It's free (with a school ID card) and I'm a broke bastard, so it works well for me.
 
You're 20 years old and you're worried about them finding porn? When I was 18 and still at home, I had a massive car crash and was in hospital for two weeks. When I got out I found that they'd blitzed my room, top to bottom, and all my porn was in a six foot pile on the side. Didn't bat an eyelid.
 
You're 20 years old and you're worried about them finding porn? When I was 18 and still at home, I had a massive car crash and was in hospital for two weeks. When I got out I found that they'd blitzed my room, top to bottom, and all my porn was in a six foot pile on the side. Didn't bat an eyelid.

That fucking sucks!!
 
It's all about the famous "Theory zero" !:2 cents:
(Theory zero is about that human beings have been created in order to give energy to their real creator : the forces of darkness !:D)

Why God would have created creatures that gives excrement... in other words shit !:sarcasm:
 
How about getting yourself some roommates? Get your best buds together and come up with a plan to pay the rent and the bills and you all can move out. Of course, all of you would need to get a job. I once had an opportunity to do that during the mid 90's but I regret I didn't take it.

Which part didn't you take: moving out of your parents' house, or getting a job? :confused:

You're 20 years old and you're worried about them finding porn? When I was 18 and still at home, I had a massive car crash and was in hospital for two weeks. When I got out I found that they'd blitzed my room, top to bottom, and all my porn was in a six foot pile on the side. Didn't bat an eyelid.

Jesus! I'll bet when you got home you wished you wouldn't've made it out of the hospital! :eek:
 
You're 20 years old and you're worried about them finding porn? When I was 18 and still at home, I had a massive car crash and was in hospital for two weeks. When I got out I found that they'd blitzed my room, top to bottom, and all my porn was in a six foot pile on the side. Didn't bat an eyelid.

I had to rep you for that. It makes me feel pretty guilty to whine like a little bitch when all I have is neck pains and an awkward family life. I'm glad you made it out okay.

It's all about the famous "Theory zero" !:2 cents:
(Theory zero is about that human beings have been created in order to give energy to their real creator : the forces of darkness !:D)

Why God would have created creatures that gives excrement... in other words shit !:sarcasm:

Wait..what? :dunno: :1orglaugh

Move Out. Best thing you can do.

Yeah, I know. I figure transferring to a far-away college is my best bet.
 

Supafly

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If you have stuff that is supposed to be secret / confidental, get a metal box with a good lock.

Or, as mentioned by others, get your own place
 
Get your own place ! Ok, easy to say, but when you're broke, your only choice is somethin' like this :


Life is a bitch ! ( Theory zero dude !:dito:)
 
Stab a big knife through your dads pillow when their gone and leave it stuck in there, when they get home they'll be like WTF??? No one will mess with your shit again :laugh:
 
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