What should I name my penis?

[pete rose]

"my bad self"

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

name it STDiva for being stupid, small and for spitting things out that should be kept quiet.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Paul Gilbert told me that all these assholes will burn a different hell from the rest of us!


:O

Well, if Mr Scarified (double guitar God reference for extra points) said so .... and I'd believe anyone with a pinky like that.:bowdown:

 

[jlm555]

my penis is a super hero like super man and batman.. his true identity is willie dick smitty,but at night he becomes "willie the one eyed wonder worm"!

 

[Born2Jizz]

Not to steal a porn site's name, but "Captain Stabbin'"!

 

[jlm555]

Mr.Roundtree or snicker doodle

 

[Ike Stain]

After 2 pages this shit should be decided and the thread closed

It's true—with all the great suggestions, if anything, I'm even farther from a decision. I blame all the insanely inspired FreeOnes board members!

Please, are there any Mods listening?

Yes, but they're all new, and afraid of Approved Content Owners. :wave: Hi n00bs! You're doing great.

*pulls dagger out of back*

I prefer to think the mods are people of great taste and discrimination.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

The USS Enterprise (because it goes boldly where no one has gone before)

 

[lurkingdirk]

*pulls dagger out of back*

I prefer to think the mods are people of great taste and discrimination.

Dude, that wasn't a stab in the back, it was an observation.

The USS Enterprise (because it goes boldly where no one has gone before)

Like Uranus?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Magic Johnson

 

[pdwoodswood]

Originally it was "Fuckram" but I feel like that's kind of played out so now I'm thinking "Nixon".

Any thoughts?

My wife named mine "Snorkey" she said it reminded her of a long snorkle

 

[Ike Stain]

My wife named mine "Snorkey" she said it reminded her of a long snorkle

Damn. Mine looks for like a child's arm making a fist, but Snorkey is about the best I've heard.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Damn. Mine looks for like a child's arm making a fist, but Snorkey is about the best I've heard.

Yea, if that child was a premature baby weighing half a pound, and about 2 inches long

 

[Ike Stain]

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Captain killbuzz

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

long von ron hugendome

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The Fisherman

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[TaylorVixenFan]

The Fisherman

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thats a big sucker.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

thats a big sucker.

Tried to give you a Big Fish rep, but computer says 'no'. You've had too much Cat love, it seems ......

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

Tried to give you a Big Fish rep, but computer says 'no'. You've had too much Cat love, it seems ......

lol hahahaha