What method do you use to relieve blueballs/congested prostate?

[bigg mike]

When you don't have enough time to jack off, what method do you use to relieve blueballs or a congested prostate?

 

[zeeblofowl_1969]

Pussy!!!!
It’s wonderful you should give it a whirl.

 

[sean miguel]

I envision my grandma picking berries from her blackberry patch in her backyard. That seems to reign the horses in.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

When you don't have enough time to jack off

Said no guy ever.

 

[RJS13]

Said no guy ever.

No shit, I'd bust a load in the work bathroom if needed. And have done it. Apparently I don't understand the OP. :dunno:

 

[Rane1071]

Said no guy ever.

* Adam then drops the mic and leaves the stage ...

 

[Torre82]

If you do not have time to self-care, you are doing it wrong.

Absolute borderline cases, but I still had to bust one out:
Basic Training, Fort Sill: Morning dook, probably 15 guys yapping about bullshit and its my first time away from home, different lifestyle, barely any sleep, my dick got hard for the first time in a week, nothing to jerk off to, these fuckers are loud, no lube, we gotta toe the line in 18 minutes and I'm eating up shower/shave time to get this nut.

Work Release, one of the richest counties in the nation, everybody gets arrested eventually: No stalls on the shitter doors, showers are past my stall, I gotta do it reverse-handed with my dick pointed into the bowl while trying to look natural. 8 months of purely medicinal cums cuz that shit aint ideal for busting anywhere near a good cum.

 

[Rey C.]

Uh... :dunno:

 

[bigg mike]

:wtf:

 

[Rey C.]

So, not quite that congested, huh?