What MEN Don't Know About Sparky Shortz!!!

[Sparky Shortz]

This may be a boring post...but I'm going to do it anyway...this is the real SPARKY SHORTZ...

• I'm not a pornstar...just glamorous (already out of the FreeOnes Contest)!
• I'm not a women's libber...us gals CAN'T do everything men can do!!
• I'm old-schooled and respect men 100% (the stronger sex)...tried to arm wrestle a guy once...found out I was not what I thought I was...tough!
• I was a Jet Engine Technician in the Air ***** (1,000 guys at my disposal...woo hoo)!
• I work 8+ hours a day.
• I enjoy working on cars for fun...and love to ride motorcycles!
• I cook dinner every night and do dishes!
• I do the laundry.
• I clean the house.
• I enjoy sex!
• I look good 24/7 even off camera.

All I ask from men is to take out the trash, make sure my car is 100% functional and fuck me.

Damn...guys are awesome and should get more respect from women!!! It's a tough world out there for all of you great gentlemen and I wish women respected you more such as myself!!

Thanks all my friends for being great guys :thumbsup:

Sparky :lovecoupl