What is the maximum pain you have felt?

[Moonchild22]

It might had been... When I tumbled down a steep hill and then off a cliff, falling somewhere around 20ft, landing the back of my head on a rock, having to get staples in my head.
Or it may had been... When I was a *** and got hit in the mouth with an aluminum baseball bat.

But the topper was... When I had to get surgery to repair a hernia (which never fully repaired). The recovery was hellish. The 'repair mesh' felt like having Sputnik inside me. Any movement felt like I was getting stabbed. Standing up, sitting down, lying down. The pain was indescribable. It took a few months to finally become tolerable. You know how women will tell you that you can never even imagine what the pain of ***** birth would feel like? The same can be said for this.

 

[Kingfisher]

During my time, we were hit when coming over the buildings, tore through everything and lost control.
Rolled in crashed into the buildings while at rooftop on the right side tearing through the walls before coming to a rest upside down, I was in the left seat, everyone else died on impact or was dead before.
My buddy came in and ended up pulling me out. My right leg, hip, ribs, arm, shoulder, clavicle were broken. Concussion, and punctured lung. My eye's were ******** down my face. I can walk again now, no problem. I can never run again. I have to wear glasses now as my vision was altered. My neck constantly makes popping noises and the migraines suck.

 

[squallumz]

i had a pretty bad fracture on my left wrist once. it set wrong so the drs had to re-break my arm twice to undo the bad set. that was pretty bad.

 

[Mari Lake]

rotator cuff tear hurt pretty bad....

 

[squallumz]

digging out an ingrown toenail. omg.

 

[beauregard]

impacted wisdom tooth that cracked before I could get it yanked.

Or when I had a pain med shot into my MCL, and I mean in it. The doc stuck the needle up the middle of the MCL and filled it with lidacaine.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I once was driving a tractor that lost all hydraulic control, and I didn't think quickly enough to **** the throttle, so it went through the side of a steel ****. Broke most of my ribs which punctured a lung.

Effing awful.

 

[dbradford8589]

I n December 2007 my truck rolled off an icy road in the middle of a forrest. My ****** had to drive my 40 miles to Flagstaff AZ where I learned I had broken 5 vertabrae in my neck and back. I had to lay in bed not moving for 3 days while they prepared for a 10 hour surgery where screwed 2 rods to my spine and fused 8 vertabrae together. I now have pain 24/7 but somedays are better than others.

 

[Tittyman5000]

I once was having freaky sex and my ex gf handcuffed me to the bed after we were done she turned on the T.V. and put it on The View :eek: Then she gets up and goes to the kitchen to make a snack!!! Fuckin bitch! I had to watch the whole damn show!
Now that was painfull!

 

[goodlove]

A couple years ago I was getting ready to go to a party carrying a cooler full of ice, ****, and ***** to my car, when I lost my balance on the last stair off the deck. When I tried to catch myself my left ankle rolled, all I really remember was a loud pop and something hitting my leg. Within minutes my ankle swelled up to the size of a softball, I took a couple hydrocodone to dull the pain (I had them legally) not remembering that taking them on an empty stomach makes me hyper. I then called my *** and had her take me to the... store, while looking for a cane and an ankle brace I was nearly running through the store (the pills ****** the pain and made me act like a 4 year old). On the way back home the pain started to get pretty bad so I had her stop at the... fireworks store and bought almost $200 worth of stuff.

Within a week my ankle had almost doubled from its normal size and was bruised (not the correct term) all the way down between my toes. Took about 2 months for the swellinng and bruising to go away, and just to prove how much of a stubborn ass I can be, I never went to a doctor for it so I really don't know what happened to my ankle, but it healed so it's cool.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Oi vey...don't know what to choose. Dry socket after wisdom teeth were pulled was pretty bad...so was the ovarian cyst that ruptured...and my tit job was pretty intense pain.

 

[KillTheIndustry]

A full-blown kick in the junk. Yep, it hurts as much as they say.

Also, one of my wisdom teeth had a nerve wrapped around it, so they had to break it and leave part of the tooth in my gums. That hurt for a while, but I don't feel it anymore.

Oi vey...don't know what to choose. Dry socket after wisdom teeth were pulled was pretty bad...so was the ovarian cyst that ruptured...and my tit job was pretty intense pain.

I knew a girl who got ovarian cysts a lot. She said they were absolutely terrible.

 

[gunslingingbird]

I've had cavities filled without getting a shot of novocaine. The first time I did that I had been sitting in the chair waiting for the dentist for over an hour. When he finally came in he started preparing the things he needed, then he realized I hadn't gotten the novocaine. He said he'd send in his assistant to give me the shot, then he'd return in about 20 minutes when the nerve was completely numb. At that point I just wanted to get the hell out of there, so I told him to just get it over with. He freaked out, but he started anyway. While he was drilling and sanding there were a couple times when he hit the nerve. That hurt like a ****** fucker for a moment, then it went away. All in all, aside from when he touched the nerve, it wasn't that bad.

my tit job was pretty intense pain.

I thought those were real.

Aside, didn't you already have more than 2000 posts? I clearly remember making a congratulatory thread for you for your 2000 posts.

 

[squallumz]

oh yeah, i broke some ribs too. it was bad but it wasnt as bad as the wrist re-breaking though.

 

[Ulysses31]

Had stomach surgery a couple of years ago and with 4 incisions (1 large) the pain was quite bad especially when sneezing or going toilet etc as the abdomen often moved. But that wasn't the worse pain after the op, as soon as I was able to eat I started getting severe muscle spasms on my lower right side (abdomen) following EVERY meal or ***** I had, the pain was excruciating and could last several hourse, once it started I would end up stuck in a chair unable to move as any slight movement made the spasms worse. I stopped eating (maybe a tea and few biscuits per day) just to avoid that pain. Worse thing was there was no way of fixing it as there was no visible problem in the region where I was getting the spasms (I had several scans), it was more likely the body responding to the surgery. Luckily they died down after several months and although the pain still comes back following heavier meals (no idea why) it is not severe and lasts under half an hour. At the moment my knees are playing up and I've spent months (since January!) pretty much sitting down as I can't bend my knee as I walk, this started pretty much overnight and I didn't even injure it or anything!

 

[bustybbwlover]

i had a an ingrown hair on the right side of my face right above my lip (mustache area) anyway it swelled up the right side of my face i couldn't open my mouth because it hurt so much (a lot of nerve endings in the lips and face turns out) anyway i went to the e.r. and they gave me some antibiotics and pain killers after about three days on them i was looking at the wound and was oozing so i squeezed it and the thing popped like a giant zit...so much puss came out my face was no longer distorted with swelling and the pressure release was one of the best feelings i've ever felt

 

[ThatRedWing]

I have torn up a knee. I have broken my ankle. I have broken a steering column with my chest. None of those hurt as much as when I crushed my thumb between two carts at work. It hurt like hell when I did it, but I didn't think too much of it. I went home and went bed because I was working third shift at the time. I woke up about three hours later from the pain. My thumb was about twice it's normal size. I had to get my nail tapped and could not believe that so much ***** could come from a thumb.

 

[El Perro Mayor]

One day about two years ago I go to take a **** and I get a sharp pain. Next time I take a leak it came out pinkish in color! Next time it was red! By that time I was afraid it could be something very bad. Get on-line and go to web-md, type in the symptoms, and get back everything from an infection, kidney stones to cancer. Go see a urologist, he tells me to **** in a cup and it was almost ***** red, he even gasped when he looked in the cup. He told me he would have to run a probe with a camera down my penis to check my bladder.
A nurse had to ****** a gel to numb my penis, that hurt like a motherfer. After it got numb
The doctor inserts the probe, but first he said “ this is gonna hurt alittle" thanks for the warning doc. As the probe was going down I thought I was gonna ******** from the pain.
To make a long story short, luckily for me it was a prostate infection, whew! But for almost a week after the visit taking a **** was hurt like hell.

 

[magicspore]

One day about two years ago I go to take a **** and I get a sharp pain. Next time I take a leak it came out pinkish in color! Next time it was red! By that time I was afraid it could be something very bad. Get on-line and go to web-md, type in the symptoms, and get back everything from an infection, kidney stones to cancer. Go see a urologist, he tells me to **** in a cup and it was almost ***** red, he even gasped when he looked in the cup. He told me he would have to run a probe with a camera down my penis to check my bladder.
A nurse had to ****** a gel to numb my penis, that hurt like a motherfer. After it got numb
The doctor inserts the probe, but first he said “ this is gonna hurt alittle" thanks for the warning doc. As the probe was going down I thought I was gonna ******** from the pain.
To make a long story short, luckily for me it was a prostate infection, whew! But for almost a week after the visit taking a **** was hurt like hell.

AWW man i thought sounding was more about pleasure than pain. Feck, i think im going to give up the guts that i was trying to muster to up shove that thermometer down my penis. :tongue:

 

[Marlo Manson]

I have experienced many of the same things as some of the previous posters have mentioned, if I named them all, people would think that I am lying, so I'll just mention the 2 that I think tied for the worst pain I can ever remember being in, I have had the unpleasant experience of dealing with an abscessed tooth atleast 3 times, it might be 4 or 5 times, I'll have to check my dental history. I can't recall for sure, I've had allot of dental related incidents thats for sure.

I've also had 3rd degree burns, between the 2, I can't decide which hurt more, but I will say this, it hurt so bad I wouldn't wish that pain on my worst enemy, which says allot cuz I am a vindictive MF'er. :2 cents: