Hmmmmmm?
I hate hicks.
I'm goin' with Kentucky.
I hate hicks.
I'm goin' with Kentucky.
What is the hickiest hick shit of a hick hell in America?
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I don't "git" the question.
There is a Hicksville up on Long Island, but that doesn't sound very hick-ish to me.
There is a Hicksville up on Long Island, but that doesn't sound very hick-ish to me.
What state has the most or has its culture steeped in that bullshit the most? I should probably go with Mississippi since they led the states in lynchings over our history, but I went with Kentucky. A lot of "white lightning" and meth being produced there, I suppose was my reasoning.
Stan would probably say Ohio. :shy:
Stan would probably say Ohio. :shy:
ahhh...it is not a state, but Washington D.C.
There's more thug pieces of shit in D.C. than anything. (I hate them just as much [if not more] than their hick counterparts)
This is hard to choose but I went with AL.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I would.
I guess it depends on what part of Ohio. This part is big time hicksville. Churches and bars. Three times as much people live in trailers than own houses (literally). To some, it is acceptable to go to the store in only your overalls. I've needed a translator to talk to some of my customers who are supposedly multi-generational Ohioan ("A blad? What the fuck is a blad? You, you mean a blade, you fucking retard!").
Don't get me wrong. It is not all fat fuck around here. There are at least three 5K runs in my town each year. We have a bike path.
But at the same time, this community has not had a true book store since long before e-books were in vogue. Theater? Art? Museums? Mensa? Forget about it. Go to other towns to find those. But, if you want to see the latest Larry the Cable guy movie or see wrastling at the armory, this is the town for you!
And don't even get me started on the hatred black people receive around here. This was a very important town for the Underground Railroad. When John Randolph willed his slaves to be free, most came here, and set up a little community called Rossville, in which they helped other slaves escape and earn their freedom. You see a lot of sneers of pure hatred on the faces of some locals when talking of the Underground Railroad.
The Mills Brothers were almost literally chased from town to search for success elsewhere.
William McCullough was one of the key authors of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Without this Republican from our Ohio district, the act would have more than likely either never been passed, or been very watered down. He has a plaque and the shortest road in town is named after him. The only reason the office he worked out of still bears his name is because his grandson works there.
And this is just one, very small, very typical Ohio town.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
New Jersey
Pennsyltucky
Pennsylvania is really bad.
Surprised to see people mention Pennsylvania.
In fairness, I should say there are a few here and there up 'round these parts. We brawled with some of them in North Branch when a friend of mine met a chick from up that way.
I'm thinking Birmingham might be the capital of the USA. Little Rock of course is right up there as well.
I met a fellow from Mississippi just last week and I swear to you on my life I couldn't understand half the shit he was saying. Friendly and all but I was nodding my head to a bunch of gibberish I honestly didn't understand the better part of a half hour conversation. I think he was missing half his teeth as well.
In fairness, I should say there are a few here and there up 'round these parts. We brawled with some of them in North Branch when a friend of mine met a chick from up that way.
I'm thinking Birmingham might be the capital of the USA. Little Rock of course is right up there as well.
I met a fellow from Mississippi just last week and I swear to you on my life I couldn't understand half the shit he was saying. Friendly and all but I was nodding my head to a bunch of gibberish I honestly didn't understand the better part of a half hour conversation. I think he was missing half his teeth as well.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Pennsylvania - Pittsburgh in the West, Philadelphia in the East, Alabama in the middle.
The middle part is referred to as Pennsyltucky by Pennsylvanians. {SIGH} Canadians...
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Spend a week in the eastern hills of Tennessee ... makes Deliverance look like the Ritz Carlton
Hahahahaga I want to vote for them all!
ralph furley
Banned
northern florida. redneck central
West Virginia. The Mississippi Gulf Coast, Mobile, and Atlanta and Athens are the saving graces for their respective states. Do love the bias against the South though, because no one would ever expect to find hicks anywhere else (though some of these places seem to try and earn said representation). Hell, I've met one from Minnesota.
