What is the biggest thing girls do that drives you crazy?

[MalenaMorgan]

I personally hate plastic surgery, acrylic nails, and glitter eyeshadow.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

When they change the subject and assume you know what the hell they are talking about without providing any sort of context....

 

[RichardNailder]

When they nibble on my scrotum - that drives me fucking crazy.

 

[LukeEl]

Feel insecure about their physical apperance, when I reassure them that they look beautiful and sincerly mean it.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Leaving the toilet seat down. Goddammit, will they never learn?!

 

[Facetious]

Re: What is the biggest thing girls do that drives you crazy?

√ They rearrange everything I put in the dishwasher... One will insist that the cups go on the right side of the top rack while another will insist that they go on the left.

√ Women are always allowed to wash my dirty laundry, but when I try to be helpful and do theirs, I get yelled at. . .
"That's a special fabric, it must be washed individually in cold water on the handwash cycle!''

√ They're never shy about asking me for my pin number.


More to follow, I'm sure. :1orglaugh

Awesome thread idea, Ms. Morgan!

 

[jkupov]

When they ask for your opinion and once you give it they do something else anyway. Hey! If you aren't going to take my advice, don't ask for it! Example:

Girl: where do you want to go for dinner?
Me: steak and lobster sound really good right now.
Girl: hmmm... I was thinking Mexican. Let's go to the Mexican place.
Me: WTF??!!

 

[tartanterrier]

Have periods

 

[BCT]

Using the whole fucking roll of toilet paper for their makeup. Can't tell you how many times I've found a fresh roll just sitting in a clean toilet unused with a few dabs of rouge on it

 

[Deepcover]

When I am watching the TV or having supper and then all of a sudden they start to bitch and complain for no reason. Also when they close the toilet seat down. LEAVE IT OPEN DAMN!

 

[too fast]

Talk forever

 

[jenniXXXf]

lol looks like I do everything you guys had mentioned except plastic surgery & acrylic nails

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

i hate it when they complained about the 25% of the house i didnt clean, or the fact they didnt have to cook. (not that id let them, im not a big fan of food poisoning)
oh, and also when they lie, nag, cheat, make you hang out with their insufferable relatives...

 

[lurkingdirk]

Problematic question. I know generalisations are fun, but there is no one thing that all women do that bothers me. Just when I think I found something, the woman I'm with proves to me that it was a misconception on my part. But, as we're playing at generalising everything, let me give it a go:

Use phrases like, "It's nothing," and "I'm fine," when those phrases clearly aren't true.
Women have the ability to make everything the fault of someone else.
Women use PMS as an excuse to be a bitch.

Generalisations are fun!

 

[L3ggy]

I remember you saying that you gave up on women, Dirk.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I remember you saying that you gave up on women, Dirk.

They gave up on me, man. They gave up on me.

 

[L3ggy]

Except one?

 

[xfire]

I'll stick to criticizing the one I'm with- I hate that the she won't finish one thing before starting another. For example- if we go to the grocery store and buy a carton of milk she will open the new carton before finishing the one that's already open. And it's not like the open carton is out of date or gone bad. She's like that with everything, except her cigarettes, which is another thing I really wish she would stop doing. Ugh. lol

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Girls who judge others for getting plastic surgery, wearing acrylic nails and glitter eyeshadow. Or judge other women for ANY reason. Its a tough enough world as is being a woman, we should all stick together and not hate on each other. Cattiness is rampant and that is why I have very few female friends.

 

[Shifty]

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