What is the best type of sex to get?

[Ike Stain]

No poll because there's no way I can possibly predict all the depravities the people who frequent this gomorrah of a forum are into. Nevertheless, here is you opportunity to list them.


For me, it has to be morning sex,
her on her belly, me on top and
not having to do much work or
make it last. Just in and win.
That's the way Ike likes it.

 

[VampDude]

Breakup sex FTW!

 

[ProSlut]

Lust fuck, for me!

Ya know, when you just been dying to taste it for the longest time and it finally happens.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Virgin Atlantic Airlines sex: five times a day, both ways.

 

[STDiva]

Birthday sex if I'm lazy and post dance club drunk sex. You've both been drinking, dancing up on each other, getting intimate and as soon as you step foot in your house its on.

 

[DR. B]

Morning sex is the best. It helps me feel lite on my feet til lunch and going to work ain't all bad. Then it helps that she has the day off cause I'll go home for lunch and pound on it again, the work day goes by faster after that. Having sex in general is great, but it's morning sex that's awesome.

 

[Jack Davenport]

The kind that doesn't involve equitable distribution.

 

[BCT]

I like the thrust my cock in her pussy at the power of zeus sex

 

[gunslingingbird]

Belly flab sex :Flame:

 

[Red XXX]

The giving of shoes :drool1:

 

[bobjustbob]

When the chick picks ME up. Happened a few times and no pigs. Always good. No ego problems to think about. Just drive it home and wait for a phone call.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Sex on roofies.

 

[LukeEl]

Arbor Day sex, not only do you plant a tree but you plant something else if you know what I am saying.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Silver back sex.

Grizzly sex is a close second.

Never lion sex.

 

[Briana Lee]

Any sex would be good!!

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

Any sex would be good!!

Even creepy, desperate stalker sex?!?! :dunno:

 

[Briana Lee]

Even creepy, desperate stalker sex?!?! :dunno:

What...are you offering then? :jk:

 

[lurkingdirk]

The kind of sex that involves utensils.

If you have to ask, you wouldn't like it.

 

[Krazy4Kobe]

J/K???!?! WTF!!!!!

Okay...what about charming, suave stalker sex??? :1orglaugh

 

[busenbust]

bareback sex with a mature whore -- :drool1: