What is the best name in the movie 'Boogie Nights'?

[Bloodshot Scott]

I just watched it and laughed my ass off at some of these I was LMAO to these. I may be missing some.

Dirk Diggler (of course)
Brock Landers
Rock Harders
Jack Horner
Chest Rockwell
Other

These made me roll on the floor whenever I saw them.